Best Ewe Poems

Early in the mourning she rose
She wood fined her boat
Wear she rose across the see two the sure
Their she mustard all her mite
And toad the boat on the beech
Butt if the thyme was write she tide it two a boy
She could hardly weight 
Four she...

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Best of friends 
Are me and ewe,
Ain't no ends... 
For us two...

Spent all the day 
One day a year,
Running away
From our shear

Not with our kin
And not in the barn,
Not soon to be in
Grandma's yarn 

Lucky is the cow 
The heifer, the bull,
The piglet and sow
Never...

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Don’ wanna bee roun ewe noh moh.
Don’ wanna see da trajuhdee dats heded,
At yah doh.
Ewe wuz vary ahful tah mi,
God’s chile. Eye didden doyah nuttin.
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Yah ‘sposed,  tah bee ah liter rite?
Butt ya playin’ roun  wit da won,
Whooz comin’ bak leyek ah,
Theef en dah...

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Upon the hills, dry brush prevails,
Thriving still on winter rains, summer's tale.

Soon, the sun's embrace will come,
Kindling fears of an inferno, a fiery drum.

To mow this meadow, what's the best play?
A herd of goats and sheep, grazing all day,

Heavy machinery falters on the steep hillside,
But...

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cerebral
scrabble babble
is coughed
into
empty couloirs
words lie
disassembled
on jaded
crossword
squares

dumb logic
acronyms
spill
from your tongue
with the intensity
of angel falls
flooding
the tower
of babel s
non existent
dungeon

taut and terse
phrases
are spit
into my mouth
clogging
my esophagus
with the
sweet bile
of your
bitter love
for me

twisted explanations
mixing
with fragments
of admitted guilt
speak
in reverse
similar
to the
uncanny
way
we uttered
our final
wedding vows

do i

poke a spoon
into a puddle
of campbell s
alphabet soup
as...

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This is my Homophone contest submission     


Ewe No A Lyre

their once was a man with a bore
who worked down at the local bizarre 
the bore eight corn colonels four lunch
and blew genes whir awl the man war

owe the bore eight serial...

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When you're a sheep and feel unwell, it's also often true
When dipped into your medicine, you come up feeling blue
Blue from your woolly noggin-lid, down to your woolly socks
And inside from your woolly brain, down to your woolly hocks

So when you are a poorly sheep,...

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Have you ever seen a lamb
With it's beautiful eyes
Curly hair standing small
The color of purest white

On a visit to a barn
I saw this beautiful thing
Standing still ready to run
Looking straight at me

I was struck with adoration
I had never had before
I saw what God had seen
When...

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Villanelle: French Gourmand once sailed to the Isle of Ewe
  
     Dedicated to the great French actor, Off Course!

French Gourmand once sailed to the Isle of Ewe
Must you invite high breeds to the Hebrides
To maggis shellfish wine said: I love...

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love ewe and blue 

aer rhyming words true
there is always inflection and poor attitude
limits of knowledge above snobbish refrains
trains run on time only in the movies
movies run on time only in a small town
there is very few movies shown on trains
blue can be an attitude...

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Repaper the walls of the loo
Bob got messy, covered in glue
Such sagas to be had
So Bob rang up his dad
But Dad’s busy lambing a ewe

His dad said, “I’ll visit you later”
As Madam ewe, I must sedate her
In my racecar I’ll call
Help repaper your wall
By noon...

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A military wife may screw
Each man on her husband's work crew
A Service wife
Repels all strife
Because she is One of The Few...

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This was a time when humans were new,
before stress in our lives, caused us to brew.

When survival meant eating dino doo doo and
grunting was the language everyone knew.

As time went by, certain gestures arose,
like to push or kick or to club ones foes.

Then one day,...

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and when
bird, black skin
waves hi and grins
and then does it again?
penguin

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eye blinks
my instinct
detects distinct
baby sphincter high jinks
end stinks

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fruit tree
sin's entry
serpent sentry
promised wisdom plenty ~
empty

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sheepish
not finish
and diminish
wooly be bahd punished
by ewe?

...

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At the county fair when the time keeper went toot. 

Little Natan riding a ewe bolted out of the shoot

Keeping his weight level was quite a fight

Mom and dad watched as he hung on with 

all his might. Many couldn’t have done what he did....

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