Best Distillery Poems
Below are the all-time best Distillery poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of distillery poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
distillery, america, books, celebrity, courage,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Mouser the Distillery Cat. Mouser.
The distillery cat was flat on his back
He’d had too much to drink.
The silly moggy his mind was foggy
He could hardly think.
It was thee...
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Categories:
distillery, animalscat, cat, time,
Form:
Rhyme
The Lakes Distillery'Midst towering fells and tumbling streams
A building stands, not all it seems.
The River Derwent passes near –
So bright and bubbling, cool and clear.
In Sprinkling Tarn...
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Categories:
distillery, drink, nature,
Form:
Couplet
Monstrous Violations of Realityhi I'm Baxter Belknap Mandible IV
the Ninth Earl of Burneydick
I'll be heading your inner assault team
would you like the wine list
we have a nice Retaliation...
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Categories:
distillery, crazy, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
It's Time For a Vacation-WIt doesn't matter where we go
as long as we're together.
Surrounded by kids and grandkids
Laptop replaced by the kids.
Going to the land of the Maple trees
To...
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Categories:
distillery, home,
Form:
Free verse
Jameson WhiskeyThe Jameson distillery
had its first official tour in 1780
when pirates broke in and drank all the whiskey.
Can I really call the above work my...
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Categories:
distillery,
Form:
Rhyme
Beinn Nibheis --- Venomous MountainMassil with Carn Mor Dearg
you rear up in massive bulk
Devonia volcano with collapsed dome
proud you stand against darkening skies
Many to your summit climb
wary of your...
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Categories:
distillery, mountains,
Form:
Verse
Better Skip BreakfastSweet morning sunshine --
Damn you how I
despise this labor
that lies ahead.
The cousin of Grizzly Adams’
patiently waits with the
ancient white pickup truck
he ran me over with...
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Categories:
distillery, work,
Form:
Free verse
The Mystery of HillaryThe Mystery of Hillary
The humility, oh Hillary…
What are thou good for?
As you rub shoulders with the rich, in victory,
And stomp your feet on the poor…
The...
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Categories:
distillery, leadership, parody, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Standup HugsStanding there
Arms outstretched
The haggard pasty washed up
Kewpie doll
Of a soon to be ex
Awaited his oxytocin fix
As the dutiful wench
Swallowed the stench
Of his distillery fermented fat
She...
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Categories:
distillery, break up, funny love,
Form:
Free verse
Hillary and Her KitchenHillary and Her Kitchen
What if you were to show me some sign
That what you now had never was mine
Next thing you knew you were creator
Of...
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Categories:
distillery, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Vodka
This colorless liquor originated in Russia
The numbers of drinks it can make are a plethora.
It is distilled from potato mash, or from wheat or...
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Categories:
distillery, dedication, food, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Robert Burns P Is For PoetRobert Burns - P is for Poet.
Intro- Rabbie Burns stated on his deathbed on 27th July 1796 that he did not want the Awkward...
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Categories:
distillery, bereavement, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
Jack Daniel
Jasper Newton Daniel was born in 1850.
He hailed from a small town called Lynchburg in Tennessee.
Jack was born on a farm located in Moore County.
He...
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Categories:
distillery, dedication, history, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
Monoku Monday - Nov 2020"Election Edition" posted 1 Nov 2020
politicians: like diapers, need frequent changing (for the same reason)
debates are like steer horns...
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Categories:
distillery, political,
Form:
Monoku