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Standup Hugs

Standing there Arms outstretched The haggard pasty washed up Kewpie doll Of a soon to be ex Awaited his oxytocin fix As the dutiful wench Swallowed the stench Of his distillery fermented fat She thought This puts the retch in wretched And that was that A good sense of humour Is only embraced so far 5.31.2020

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Aditi Mishra

Date: 6/17/2020 1:41:00 AM

Oh this is witty and brilliant Maureen! You know I love it. Congratulations on your win. Much love :)

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/18/2020 7:25:00 AM

Thank you Aditi! Hugs you :))) xomo!

Jan Allison

Date: 6/15/2020 10:48:00 AM

what witty line Mo! you sure made me smile:-) many congrats:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/15/2020 7:49:00 PM

Thank you Jan! Hugs xomo

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 6/8/2020 6:26:00 AM

Oh my goodness. This was funny! I am visualizing it and laughing my extra rib off.

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/8/2020 2:26:00 PM

Tee hee! You are hilarious! Thank you! (hopefully just visualizing, not getting a whiff too) ;), xomo!

Jeff Connelly

Date: 6/4/2020 8:27:00 AM

Brilliant!!! Far better then a T-Rex trying to hug.

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/6/2020 7:45:00 PM

Toothy grin ;)))) xomo!

Aditi Mishra

Date: 6/4/2020 5:42:00 AM

A good sense of humour is something we need in the world we live in. I am glad I know you as someone with an abundance of the same through your words full of wit, light humour and spot on at a few times. Keep up the spirit! Love and hugs :)

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/6/2020 7:45:00 PM

Thank you Lovely! I would not have made it this far without my sense of humour ;), Warm hugs and strong funny bones! xomo

Mark Koplin

Date: 6/3/2020 5:49:00 PM

You are quite the interesting individual and I mean that in a good way. Great work!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/3/2020 9:48:00 PM

Thank you dear! That is refreshing; usually I get "you are weird, but in a nice way" <3 xomo!

Charles Messina

Date: 6/2/2020 5:09:00 AM

Big hugs coming your way! XOCM...hugs

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/2/2020 8:11:00 AM

Thank you!!! Hugs back atcha! xOmo ;),

Silent One

Date: 6/1/2020 2:25:00 AM

Awww thank you for the affectionate hug :)

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/1/2020 7:50:00 AM

You are welcome my friend <3

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/31/2020 11:02:00 PM

Well,... Whew!... I'm trying to get my nose out of this one... and my arms all the way around it. Heh, heh. G.L. ~ Hug-a-billy

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 6/1/2020 7:51:00 AM

I did go a little overboard... Craig asked for it! lol ;D, Hugs you! xomo

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/31/2020 3:10:00 PM

I know someone who'd like to give you a big hug, a certain Canadian gentleman lol. Tom

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/31/2020 9:39:00 PM

Giggles!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/31/2020 9:24:00 PM

Lol, now you got me beaming ear to ear, a certain gentleman will be jealous. Mom's the word.

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/31/2020 9:07:00 PM

Tee hee, you are so correct ;), but here's one for you instead~ O!

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/31/2020 1:54:00 PM

Pow! You certainly put the MO in OM!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/31/2020 9:05:00 PM

Mother Of... Oh My...

Silent One

Date: 5/31/2020 1:53:00 PM

All hugs ate great... The cuddly ones are the best!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/31/2020 9:04:00 PM

Most hugs. Tee hee ;), (I only send you the best) xomo

James Edward Lee Sr.

Date: 5/31/2020 11:32:00 AM

A delightful ditty. A curious write. I gave you a virtual high five in a virtual hug Have a great afternoon and night A don't forget WRite ON!! James. : ) Good hug, I mean luck in contest

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/31/2020 8:59:00 PM

Giggles! This is the silliest thing I wphave written in a while. Glad to make you smile. I hope I at least get a smile out of the sponsor too. Take care James! xomo