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Standup Hugs

Standing there
Arms outstretched
The haggard pasty washed up
Kewpie doll
Of a soon to be ex
Awaited his oxytocin fix

As the dutiful wench
Swallowed the stench
Of his distillery fermented fat
She thought 

This puts the retch in wretched

And that was that
A good sense of humour
Is only embraced so far



5.31.2020

Copyright © Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart | Year Posted 2020

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Aditi Mishra Date: 6/17/2020 1:41:00 AM Oh this is witty and brilliant Maureen! You know I love it. Congratulations on your win. Much love :) Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/18/2020 7:25:00 AM Thank you Aditi! Hugs you :))) xomo!

Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2020 10:48:00 AM what witty line Mo! you sure made me smile:-) many congrats:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/15/2020 7:49:00 PM Thank you Jan! Hugs xomo

Caren Krutsinger Date: 6/8/2020 6:26:00 AM Oh my goodness. This was funny! I am visualizing it and laughing my extra rib off. Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/8/2020 2:26:00 PM Tee hee! You are hilarious! Thank you! (hopefully just visualizing, not getting a whiff too) ;), xomo!

Jeff Connelly Date: 6/4/2020 8:27:00 AM Brilliant!!! Far better then a T-Rex trying to hug. Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/6/2020 7:45:00 PM Toothy grin ;)))) xomo!

Aditi Mishra Date: 6/4/2020 5:42:00 AM A good sense of humour is something we need in the world we live in. I am glad I know you as someone with an abundance of the same through your words full of wit, light humour and spot on at a few times. Keep up the spirit! Love and hugs :) Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/6/2020 7:45:00 PM Thank you Lovely! I would not have made it this far without my sense of humour ;), Warm hugs and strong funny bones! xomo

Mark Koplin Date: 6/3/2020 5:49:00 PM You are quite the interesting individual and I mean that in a good way. Great work! Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/3/2020 9:48:00 PM Thank you dear! That is refreshing; usually I get "you are weird, but in a nice way" <3 xomo!

Charles Messina Date: 6/2/2020 5:09:00 AM Big hugs coming your way! XOCM...hugs Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/2/2020 8:11:00 AM Thank you!!! Hugs back atcha! xOmo ;),

Silent One Date: 6/1/2020 2:25:00 AM Awww thank you for the affectionate hug :) Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/1/2020 7:50:00 AM You are welcome my friend <3

Gershon Wolf Date: 5/31/2020 11:02:00 PM Well,... Whew!... I'm trying to get my nose out of this one... and my arms all the way around it. Heh, heh. G.L. ~ Hug-a-billy Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/1/2020 7:51:00 AM I did go a little overboard... Craig asked for it! lol ;D, Hugs you! xomo

Tom Cunningham Date: 5/31/2020 3:10:00 PM I know someone who'd like to give you a big hug, a certain Canadian gentleman lol. Tom Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 9:39:00 PM Giggles! Tom Cunningham Date: 5/31/2020 9:24:00 PM Lol, now you got me beaming ear to ear, a certain gentleman will be jealous. Mom's the word. Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 9:07:00 PM Tee hee, you are so correct ;), but here's one for you instead~ O!

Rico Leffanta Date: 5/31/2020 1:54:00 PM Pow! You certainly put the MO in OM! Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 9:05:00 PM Mother Of... Oh My...

Silent One Date: 5/31/2020 1:53:00 PM All hugs ate great... The cuddly ones are the best! Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 9:04:00 PM Most hugs. Tee hee ;), (I only send you the best) xomo

James Edward Lee Sr. Date: 5/31/2020 11:32:00 AM A delightful ditty. A curious write. I gave you a virtual high five in a virtual hug Have a great afternoon and night A don't forget WRite ON!! James. : ) Good hug, I mean luck in contest Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 8:59:00 PM Giggles! This is the silliest thing I wphave written in a while. Glad to make you smile. I hope I at least get a smile out of the sponsor too. Take care James! xomo

Arturo Michael Date: 5/31/2020 8:53:00 AM Only so far... Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 9:01:00 PM Tee hee ;), not too tight, you might ignite! xomo

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 5/31/2020 7:51:00 AM Witty and well-delivered poem with stunning imagery dearest friend! Hugs xxx Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 9:02:00 PM Had maybe a little too much fun with this one ;), Thank you my dear friend! xomo <3

Anil Deo Date: 5/31/2020 5:37:00 AM well-crafted; your poems wed truth and human pain/struggles. shalom, shalOM Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 9:03:00 PM AmMO! Love. That. Anil Deo Date: 5/31/2020 7:39:00 PM no better Sister I can think of to use OM as her M.O. and AmMO. shalom, peace, WRITE ON angel Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/31/2020 7:07:00 AM Thank you! ShalOM my friend. It has never escaped me that mo is om backwards ;), hugs! xomo