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The Mystery of Hillary

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The Mystery of Hillary The humility, oh Hillary… What are thou good for? As you rub shoulders with the rich, in victory, And stomp your feet on the poor… The conspiracy, oh Hillary… You still want to be President! The first lady in the White House Distillery, Where all of our monies will be spent… The witchery, oh Hillary… You’ve lived all your life in politics, Receiving many gifts from your auxiliary And all you gave us was your bag of tricks… The misery, oh Hillary… The hidden world of you and Podesta, With pizzas on special delivery, And the authorities ready to arrest-ya… The contradictory, oh Hillary… What’s the deal with you and Trump? Do you stand for all liberty? Or do you stand up to grump? This verse is intended for entertainment purposes ONLY! No politicians or children were harmed in the making of this poem…No names were changed to protect the guilty…If I disappear within the next two weeks…Well hopefully, you'll know who to contact...(All in good clean fun kids) April.08.2019 A Realistic Hillary Clinton Poem Sponsored by: Michael Wegman Placed 5'th...Thank You

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/15/2019 3:05:00 PM

Your disclaimer is funny but still...look over your shoulder, my friend!

Ralph Sergi

Date: 5/12/2019 6:00:00 PM

Although you described Hillary with more clarity then me, I was very impressed with your definition of her and you did it VERY well, WW! I also am not politically motivated but it makes for great satire, like Bil lMaher. Congratulations!

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 5/9/2019 5:29:00 PM

Great!!! Congrats on your win.

Michael Wegman

Date: 5/9/2019 1:38:00 PM

Great job! Loved the poem and CONGRATS on the 5th Place finish and HONORABLE MENTION!

Maria Williams

Date: 5/6/2019 10:32:00 PM

Oh Hilary! Oh Hilary! Tut tut, what some would do for Fame and glory. Brilliant work Johnny, love it. I'm afraid I better not fave this , Lol.....Maria Hugs

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 4/20/2019 2:18:00 AM

A perfect poem for Hillary - sad that she could never pull herself to herself and research her speeches and feel for her people (and perhaps a few less face tucks also, and maybe a dietician)and most importantly gracefully just step down. An awesome poem ^WW^ poetry hugs, Jennifer

Panagiota Romios

Date: 4/8/2019 7:17:00 PM

Heavens! What a well written poem and thanks for the recoding. CNN will have you drawn and quartered for this.)))) And Maddow and Scarborough and Mica. Oh, my. I think it was tastefully done. Thank you. Panagiota You won't go missing! Nadler will be after you. )??