Hillary and Her Kitchen

Hillary and Her Kitchen

What if you were to show me some sign
That what you now had never was mine
Next thing you knew you were creator
Of a program called, "The Hillianator."

An alligator up desires likes to gobble
So never again will we have .to hobble
Along but be free and become active
Member of America where we all live.

We may have started out foreign-born
In America will never receive any scorn
Even when youth may have been a scout
And always enjoy helping others out.

Had others in mind and their each need
Helping out as well as wanting to feed
Them many subjects and food for everyone
And of their handicaps do not make fun.

So by now what you have started to see
Is not again will there ever be a Hillary
And at distillery after named a great drink
Dirty Dishes are not in my kitchen sink.

Hillary's kitchen is always completely clean
Thanks to the creation of a Clinton Machine
With it nothing has been know to dissolve
With machine all problems are able to solve.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Dietrich Avatar
May 10, 2016 at 3:28 PM
ha, a funny line about problems dissolving with a clinton machine! I really liked that part.
Horn Avatar
May 10, 2016 at 3:33 PM
AD, And I really like your comments, especially being that I only have to answer one. There are a few typos though. Take it you are just getting home. Jim
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