Best Dang Poems

“Close the book, ring the bell, light the candle.”
The witch’s words resounded in my ears.
My problems now were more than I could handle
and so I hoped she’d vanquish all my fears.

She stared at me across the darkened room
and then commanded me that I must stay
until...

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Brits have gone bonkers over this:
Matt & Gina just shared a kiss!
Unless you are wealthy
Kissing is not healthy
Keep your distance!  NEVER share bliss!...

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her increasing wants ergeses me
to satisfy
the need for meat
I never ask why
the gravy sauces the plate
and covers the imperfections
of potatoes mashed to accompany the meat
this meat so tender
so damn tender
the edges crisp with sweet caramelized sweetness
salted perfectly
pink the center of the funk
the plate holds all...

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a ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do
everybody knows when the wind don’t blow
but if you go to the picture show
and you’re sittin’ up in the very first row
he don’t know and she don’t know
but everybody knows
when the wind don’t blow
a ding dang diggy diggy...

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I don't have to tell you,
You know.

You do have to tell me,
'cause I don't.

Razor's edge.

Stand your ground.

Or maybe we could talk it out?

Women know stuff
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yep...

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Whats wrong with the world today?
its like they have nothing else to say.
Their words are destroying creative minds
children know adult things by the age of nine.
It the music and it stupid to sit here it listen
people need to start paying attention
The lyrics are the key...

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five syllables first
seven next. I like this cause
it's easy. five last...

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dan saying haiku
dairy queen da hot ice part
little monkey fart...

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i am left of center in life's enigma,
but in politics i am more in the write.
letters and words mix to cause confusion,
think carefully now.....am I right?

Hint at the irony, I'm trying to be bright,
With a letter that stands for individual might......

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Today's a busy busy bustling day
Three days before the big one
A bunch of last minute stuff to take care of
Wonder if I'll ever be done

Panic has a real tight hold on me
Did I buy enough cranberry sauce
Is the turkey big enough for all these folks
Got...

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Its so dang complicated,
to express how much I love you.
Im speechless, at a loss of words.
Yet when words arent spoken,
we committ the biggest sin.
Will you be my compass rose,
and be by my side till the end?
Yet, with you,
at a  loss of words again.
Is so...

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They call us 'rents'.
Less kind than kin.
Their words obscured in part
Though their tongues
Are hinged and unpinned.
As if they could think,
But not fully speak,
Their minds formed--
Simple, 
Mono-syllabic their words,
Concatenated words,
Puffing and cheeky words.
As if, tongues are burdensome, 
Spared the effort spent.
Lips to move--hard pressed,
Breathing steady, no...

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Dang ol' faeries while I sleep,
Aroun' my bedroom they did creep,
Casting their spells here and there,
Last year found a dragon in my underwear!
 
Wouldn't have been too bad, except...;
I was wearin' them, when up they crept,
That little ol' dragon she let out a blast, 
And...

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all systems are ready
Prime the bomb for INSTANTANEOUS
All servo circuits up and running
One drop will ensure IMMEDIATE CURE
The time has come for the World to See
We are a Power,thanks to the U.S.naturally
Negotiations too late
All preparations must be made(Our timeline cannot wait)
Marching ,single file,for the Glory...

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Mum says I got
To eat these
Danged ole peas
No matter how I beg
And say please
I still got to eat 
Dem danged ole peas

So I shoves
Some on the floor
Flipped a few
Out the door
Gave a bunch
To the dog
Crammed a wad
In my pocket
Then dumped the rest
In sisters bowl

I'm looking...

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