Best Crop Poems

Crop Circles from the Sky?

By Elton Camp

Crop circles appear in fields overnight
They give some people quite a fright
The stalks of the plants are only bent
Since a force against them was spent

To UFO fanatics it always does seem
That the cause was an alien force beam
Why would...

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On top

Don't stop




;-)...

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The past can’t tell the future; I'd almost forgotten this,
The past six years had brought me higher yields than average,
Though expectations soared, now nada, nothing, zilch.
Our wheat fields decimated from the lack of rain.
And those who bought insurance, now farm firms who lost the bet.
But...

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What a bunch of sweet people on The Soup
The cream of the crop and that's no poop
A great place to reside
You'll be bursting with pride
And that long face of yours will no longer droop


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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You call the police on my son 
You pull a knife, he has a gun 
You call my wife a tramp, I call you a loser 
I drive an Escort, you drive a junked up Cruiser 
I ask my wife what's for dinner, she says...

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Poem Pick of the Crop Horn Limerick

Hope you surely will like my limerick
And it never won't ever make you sick
From first time they had been sighted
Readers were amused and also delighted
Of crop, poems were definitely the pick.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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She planted at night in the rain
While stealthily plotting her gain
It grew like a "melon"
She bragged like a felon,
"My hubby soon gets his first brain!"




Just a sample for my "Mystery Seeds" contest....

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Thru a series of psychological tests I have been declared a demon
Travellin' thru dimensions fatal weapons leave you bleedin'
Dissecting grey matter doesn't matter in my cathedral
But how can you stand my timberlands in your cerebral
Faces of space probes be scattered thru my mental
Acoustics in my...

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To Have Cream of Crop Horn Haiku

To have cream of crop
Trump should be one who we stop
Around more must shop.

James Philosophical Practical Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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They said we would be rid of our chains 
But, they've only grown tighter 
They said that welts would heal and fade
But, all I feel is the tenderness of new wounds
We’re always looking up at the stars
Cause our feet never seem to touch the ground
We...

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I never knew this is what it was called until it
Happened to me
In public.
At first it was traumatic
As it came out bellowing like a banshee
And the aromatic bouquet wasn't flowering it 
Was a catastrophe.
Rotten egg smell is atomic!
I never knew this is what it was...

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Crop circles were surely created by aliens
No question about it, beings with large craniums
Funny looking dudes
Big heads, bad moods
They also love carnations and geraniums...

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Within a night, a simple crop field has been transformed into a  magnificent work of art, the overnight cryptic formations capture the attention of all as the large section of the crop has been tamped into marvellous morphic designs of art, rings and other...

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My Narrative Reportage for 8/8/2018

Darkness engulf the room, in my dream,
The summer knaves logo theme, heats the city
like rows of open pizza ovens:
and Just in time for the after crop over party:

While the rain drops dried faster than Polypropylene:
Humans are meant to move,
 but to...

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.... Human desire for adaptation, I foresee .... 

               - A solemn ongoing enthusiasm for - 


Becoming parallel with those who dedicate themselves 
    to food provision, -...

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