Best Clinton Poems
Never hid in Jefferson Airplane
Never beat his wife
Never wept on the floor of jail
Never drank his life away
Never ranted on soldiers grave
Never changed his name
Never came back from the dead
Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'
Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a liar,
he wished he'd shot a little higher...
for Carolyn's Clerihew contest
Will catch up on comments later, guys
A woman of vision
A beckon of hope
An inspiration to us all
Your words once had worth
Now in this rat race
Chosen by the dark side
To do their unfinished work
Woman of hope
Open your eyes
Know what you are truly worth
You are a princess
Born of a King
Giving a duty
To bring a nation into peace
Woman of hope
This is not the time
To be brought
Ridicule,stand down,beating or hurt
Woman of hope
You have gone rogue
Abandon the ship
Deserted your crew
Mesmerised by greed
Crushed by your own
Woman of hope
Stand before your King
Plead your case
Except your faith
Woman of hope
You can repair your wrongs
Mistakes have been made
Names have been shamed
Woman of hope
We are all to be blamed
I believe you can change.
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
05~29~15
Hillary Clinton
Wished she had won
Crying tears of defeat
While her opponent tweets!
Ex-President Bill Clinton
Didn't make the same mistake as Nixon
He chose a female intern date
Which ended up to be a zippergate
Personally I like Bill And think that he is an intelligent man
who made a terrible mistake that effected and probably affected many lives
(prior to tha ode dee us political stink sans hillary rodham clinton, i scrawled out this poem. her likelihood to grasp to political mantle than considerably greater than fourteen months when another official will help keep america safe and sound from cares and concerns of an uncertain future).
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Bill leave me
Hugh will cause a beloved howel
From him – the divine necromancer with magic dowel
If ambition stirs thee to make presidential bid for we Chelsea
Reverberating throughout terrestrial bowel
Analogous to former reigning supreme ringleader Muhammad Ali!
As an obedient student who crossed his t’s and affixed every “I” with a dot
Although high letter grades this older papa never got
(Undiagnosed anxiety inducing pressure cooker symptoms made me hot)
I recognize brilliance, and thus would immediately cast my lot
From the current secretary of state whose political skills right on spot!
One year hence, this democrat will cast his vote
Without doubt maintaining his party line
No matter campaigners with republican huzzahs will tote
Unable to change opinion of mine
Praying that economic maelstrom she can brazenly smote
If necessary seeking oracle of Delphi for a positive sign
Or devising my own catchy slogan to quote
Common as this generic human dust mote
Whose esprit de corps would to the stratosphere float
Like some over inflated helium filled ballooning goat
Kidding nobody that view from on high depicts sinking American boat!
Please take to heart
From this fellow (among ship of fools)
Who decries special interest groups sway to sabotage and up-end donkey cart
With extreme elephantiasis haunting white house with ghouls
With penchant to undermine sacred constitution with graffiti art!
This Joe schmoe of a lame duck nada so soup per poet
(who idolizes billy eve able applications of a cigar re: monica lewinsky)
would be in awe
And inwardly hee-haw
If this poem affected your name to be on ballot garnering cheers from this paw
And knows that in those random polls made of straw
The former forty second first lady gaga to engender revolutionary thaw!
Playing the Game, The Early Years
For Hillary (Clinton) and Vlad The Impaler
AKA Putin
In the early years, they were together so much
I thought they were sh*gging
Perhaps Hillary thought her day had come
And it was she who could now do the bragging
“Bill you’re an amateur, a pussy, a jerk
I told you your arrangement with that cheap intern wouldn’t work
But look at me now no pearls, short hair and a power suit
By the way Vlad, he says you’re a total fruit”
“You’re old and tired and you have white hair
But I go to the Kremlin
To f*ck the Emperor of Russia in the bare
He even buys me expensive underwear”
But in the world of Putin nothing is what is seems
We will never really know what is going on until he leaves
But why did she make him seem all shiny, legitimate and new
Because Hillary has helped Putin to f*ck both her and all of us too.
Cheers Hil....
A voodoo witch I bought it from,
A voodoo doll of Bill Clinton,
I stuck it with a great big pin,
But all Bill did was,grin,grin,grin,
That witch just might've been a con.
authors note: only a poem and I am a fan of Bill Clinton.-
I chose him because he's a big enough man to take a joke
Am currently reading books about Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Makes People Be the Happiest
Person declared themselves to be a peacemaker
After their heavy heart had needed a pacemaker
So that they would be able to surely survive
Bring peace on earth while remaining alive.
After all of his big debts had been paid
Before him they put on a huge parade
Everyone all around peace were seeking
Even though bones were old and also cricking.
His past at times was sinful and tumultuous
But changed direction and wants to help us
And after making much further contemplation
Assisted in aiding "Make A Wish Foundation."
He may not have much more time to live
What he wants to do is go ahead and give
Action in your life you wanted and preferred
Being thankful you have heard God's word.
You soon will go to Disney World some day
And with characters and rides start to play
There each pleasant person always does insist
We are here to make people the happiest.
So as you read this poem please start to pray
Thank God for washing your sins all away
My poem in a newspaper they should place
Hoping someone will have a happy face.
James Friendly Old and Spindly Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
I’m so sorry…
Hillary, but it is nothing personal,
And in saying this I am also merciful,
But with a bounty on your head,
Your campaign is dead,
And for that, I am truly thankful.
You see…
I am happy to see women held high,
But for you, that just does not apply.
You don’t seem naive,
So my biggest pet peeve,
Is why you stood by your husband.
To me…
When someone accepts such an indignity,
It leads me to believe they have malignity.
I’m not one to judge,
But if you're capable of such,
Then I think we're better off without you.
It’s not you…
It’s your attachment to Bill,
Just doesn’t seem right for Capitol Hill.
It makes you seem suspect,
And since we're on the subject,
Can we mention Travelgate?
I mean…
Were you pulling strings behind the curtains?
Of course, nothing we know for certain.
Except beneath that smile,
We sense something is vile,
Why don’t you just give it a break?
It’s sad…
Because it’s hard to tell who’s really cheating
When most of your ideas are very misleading,
Conspiracies of so much deceit,
It has all ended in your defeat,
And will continue again and again.
So please,
Hillary, won’t you please listen,
Our country, it grows in division,
Humiliation you'll save yourself from,
Because corruptions not welcome
In a country that we are trying to change.
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May, 2, 2019
A Realistic Hillary Clinton Poem (It is NOT positive) Contest
Sponser: Michael Wegman
Trump and Clinton
By Franklin Price
11/6/2016
Trump and Clinton Run
Only one may we elect
All of us should vote
the spouse of william jefferson bitten
i.e. hillary clinton
appears tub bee foster ring ill fit ten
for tha role of president - cuz, she z currently hit n
objections viz potential intelligence violations -
no mo' trust dose heart melting con vince lion eyes
faw catapulting her vaunted term
as n impeccable secretary of state
earning in vince able kudos via fostered trappings
donning stern stance sparring with a mitten
over each hand, while her doth go a knit n
resolutions to global conflagrations
though now, the public at large
(myself included) nada sit n
so comfortable per recent traction less record smitten
via questionable activity encompassing sensitivity of email
thus, she may see duff feet written
as primary elections draw candidates at bat
thee aforementioned democrat
sharp and whip smart -
though responding to queries
somewhat mechanical and flat
tis understandable (to me) -
how media hounds buzz like a giant gnat
she generally maintains
(in my opinion) steadfastness
indicating strengths to grapple
with worldly wide webbed woes
without tossing in/out figurative hat
n might be regaled with courtiers unfurling a tartan scottish mat
while tight security maintains vigilance
against bad company, who could spat
or risk hurling little rocks
and/or vials of corrosive acid from the white water vat.
There was a lady, Hilary the name
Whose husband never managed her to tame
He let her completely loose
Her abitions to make use
For she wished as president to gain fame!
(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
26 October 2016
10-10-7-7-10
*American elections are world elections for the future of the planet depends on them!
God save humnity!
Hillary Clinton held her head high
when losing both the Presidential elections
she graciously stepped aside.
She more than qualified for all held positions.
Such as counselor in her jurisdiction.
And as First Lady of the Nation
she deserves a standing ovation.
As Senator of New York
she proudly held the torch
for that we have no remorse.
Diligently served as president Obama's
Secretary of State.
With whom no other traveled at her rate.
She won the popular vote so winning
the 2016 election was no laughing joke.