Jack Horne Poet Clerihew

Clinton and Lewinsky - Bawdy

Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'

Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a liar,
he wished he'd shot a little higher...

for Carolyn's Clerihew contest



Will catch up on comments later, guys

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Panagiota Romios February 4, 2019 at 3:47 PM KUDOS, Jack! Enjoyed your poem greatly, Thank you so very much. Someone in comments said it happened before. I know it was not in the Oval Office and those bawdy times are well under wraps. And not with the Shameless King of Sleaze, Clinton. Panagiota

Darlene De Beaulieu February 4, 2019 at 1:49 PM Hello Jack Horne, thes are true words written here. have a nice day my friend.

Jan Allison January 19, 2019 at 9:24 AM So so bawdy Jack lol many congratulations on your win :-) hugs Jan

Sara Kendrick January 18, 2019 at 5:59 AM Congrats on your winning work. Way to go. Sara

Andrea Dietrich January 17, 2019 at 6:58 PM hahaha, For naughty, this is the NUMBER ONE. Congrats. I love this, Jack.

Paul Callus January 17, 2019 at 5:08 PM This is definitely one of the best entries, Jack. Shows how Clerihews should be written. Thank you for the laugh. Congratulations on your merited win. Regards // paul

Seren Roberts January 17, 2019 at 8:47 AM Jack what a laugh you gave me. brilliant...Seren

Kim Rodrigues January 16, 2019 at 9:54 PM Well done! Congrats!

Charles Messina January 16, 2019 at 6:59 PM LMAO...Love it, Jack! Congratulations on your win...Charlie

Joyce Johnson January 16, 2019 at 6:13 PM Yes indeed this was a bawdy thing to happen in our Whitehouse. Not that such things didn't happen before there, I understand. Congratulations. Joyce

Connie Marcum Wong January 16, 2019 at 3:00 PM OMG, this really made me laugh Jack...naughty and all! So cleverly worded! Congratulations on your second placement! : ) xxoo

Gershon Wolf January 16, 2019 at 2:21 PM Jack, this is absolutely hilarious. Incredibly funny and 'spot'-on! Congrats on your win in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon

Carolyn Devonshire January 16, 2019 at 2:00 PM You're at your bawdy best here, Jack, displaying the type of humor we usually see in limericks. Very creative! Congratulations on your second-place win! Best wishes, Carolyn

Jan Allison January 14, 2019 at 1:26 PM OMG I predict a winner absolutely hilarious Jack, I toyed with writing about this pair but thought it may be too risque, yours is much better than I could have come up with, into my faves for when I need a real belly laugh!:-) hugs Jan xx