Hillary Clinton

(prior to tha ode dee us political stink sans hillary rodham clinton, i scrawled out this poem. her likelihood to grasp to political mantle than considerably greater than fourteen months when another official will help keep america safe and sound from cares and concerns of an uncertain future). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill leave me Hugh will cause a beloved howel From him – the divine necromancer with magic dowel If ambition stirs thee to make presidential bid for we Chelsea Reverberating throughout terrestrial bowel Analogous to former reigning supreme ringleader Muhammad Ali! As an obedient student who crossed his t’s and affixed every “I” with a dot Although high letter grades this older papa never got (Undiagnosed anxiety inducing pressure cooker symptoms made me hot) I recognize brilliance, and thus would immediately cast my lot From the current secretary of state whose political skills right on spot! One year hence, this democrat will cast his vote Without doubt maintaining his party line No matter campaigners with republican huzzahs will tote Unable to change opinion of mine Praying that economic maelstrom she can brazenly smote If necessary seeking oracle of Delphi for a positive sign Or devising my own catchy slogan to quote Common as this generic human dust mote Whose esprit de corps would to the stratosphere float Like some over inflated helium filled ballooning goat Kidding nobody that view from on high depicts sinking American boat! Please take to heart From this fellow (among ship of fools) Who decries special interest groups sway to sabotage and up-end donkey cart With extreme elephantiasis haunting white house with ghouls With penchant to undermine sacred constitution with graffiti art! This Joe schmoe of a lame duck nada so soup per poet (who idolizes billy eve able applications of a cigar re: monica lewinsky) would be in awe And inwardly hee-haw If this poem affected your name to be on ballot garnering cheers from this paw And knows that in those random polls made of straw The former forty second first lady gaga to engender revolutionary thaw!