Best Cereal Poems

Cereal Killer

The story of his life
a made for TV thriller.
Title in blood red
life of a cereal killer.

He don’t want no fried eggs
or peanut butter toast.
He killed a box of grape nuts once
but he don’t like to boast.

He has Wheaties for his breakfast
Cheerios for his lunch.
For...

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**REAL CEREAL TRIX**

This girl  Rio's, packed lunch in a cereal bowl

Her language almost sounds like espanol

Adding chocolate chunks to her munch

Funny how she ate, cinnamon toast crunch 

The real TRIX is to add corn, in anything, NIKKO!


hahha kidding!


dedicated to RIO~aka NIKKO...

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Waking up for school was hard enough,
still half asleep not ready for the bus,
breakfast on the dot,
snap, crackle and pop,
noisy Rice Krispy's helping us wake up.






12-5-16...

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Crispy leaves sipping Autumn's pour

car roofs collect and bathe in snow

milk and cereal for breakfast.


For Carol Brown's 'Whats the buzz' contest...

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The the real maniacs to dread
Are ones you don't think will kill you
Not the murderers in the news you once read
In the morning think about who's in view

Why do you fear a man like john Wayne Gacy
He's locked away and cannot harm you
A guy who...

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She ain't nothing but a cereal killer
She's murder with a gallon of milk
If you need convincing, Cap'n Crunch is still missing
And that Chocula guy is down for the Count

She ain't nothing but a cereal killer 
Gets her Kix pulling off her Trix
As she bids them...

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When I was single and living alone
Cereal curbed my tummy’s moans
Eating Cap'n Crunch
Breakfast, dinner, and lunch
Was a cooking hookey I honed!


10/4/11
Received 2nd place in "Cereal Limerick" contest...

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Cereal Kid-napper…

One who randomly texts’ you 
Do you want to be kidnapped today, 
And apologizes when running late.
You are picked up willing and able-
No duct tape or zip ties are needed.
Instead she brings…
Banana bread or cookies 
And sometimes cake.

The kids are stuck in back—
Saying Hello—Auntie...

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cereal box prize
now what do i do with it
play catch with the air.......

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Have you tried the Kix
much, much, better than Trix
When it hits milk, smoother than Silk
You'll know where I get my fix

-Robert Dixon...

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Cereal and milk
  goes down like silk,
Makes you smile
  and feel good for a while.
Feed it to me 
  and I'll feed it to you.
I'll even eat it
  out of a shoe!


By:  Carole O'Terry Duet
Copyright: 2002
"All Rights Reserved"...

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Cold cereal, hot morning 

That damn alarm again,
I roll out of bed
not wanting to wake you
it was a late night, 
you need the rest

I shower and get 
dressed for work,
then make my way 
through the dark
into the kitchen

As quietly as I can 
I pour the...

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Just stepped on a mini wheat, now I'm known as a cereal killer
Ate some fruit loops, now I'm a star in a fruity loopy thriller
Devoured some cheerios
Now have a happy ego
Coco Puffs make me loco, puff up and stick up my bad finger!...

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Want to lose weight the natural way,
keeping the sweet cereal at bay,
tastes rather bland,
but looser waist band,
thats why I'm eating little bales of hay.






12-17-16...

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Sworn to secrecy, she told me it had been a long time..
as we sat swinging in a hammock in the late day sun.

'What., are you sayin' you never did it?'

I thought what my mom would do if she caught me, and replied
'brought up different I...

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