Cereal Killers

The the real maniacs to dread Are ones you don't think will kill you Not the murderers in the news you once read In the morning think about who's in view Why do you fear a man like john Wayne Gacy He's locked away and cannot harm you A guy who should really make you worry Is the kid who always Liked it, Little Mikey Don't think that you may get eaten by Jeffery Dahmer There is no need to worry You need to think about getting eaten by Tony the Tiger Don't think he won't hurt you just because he's furry Don't get scared by the BTK Killer While eating breakfast there's an animal that you see He may laugh but be afraid of Woody Woodpecker He has a sharp beak and is as dangerous as can be You shouldn't waste your time being scared of Ted Bundy Just another with no one left to scare When eating his charms there's a killer leprechaun who feels lucky It's him that you really need to fear The last is don't think about Charles Manson He may be the worst But in the morning when you hear a crunch be aware of the Cap'n Of the dangerous morning mascots he ranks first