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A Cereal Killer

Just stepped on a mini wheat, now I'm known as a cereal killer Ate some fruit loops, now I'm a star in a fruity loopy thriller Devoured some cheerios Now have a happy ego Coco Puffs make me loco, puff up and stick up my bad finger!

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 9/6/2017 8:56:00 PM

Ha-Ha-Ha I got a chuckle out of this poem. have a nice evening my friend. Love,Hugs. Good night. My friend.

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2017 9:10:00 PM

Good evening, Darlene!!! So happy it gave you a giggle!!! Love and Hugs, Jack! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 9/6/2017 8:40:00 AM

Bad finger to the Coco Puff?//Must be some awful stuff//but stomping on wheat//sure sounds sweet//and this is lim'riking enough! STOMP ON JACKSON!!! and have a Blue Jay Day!!!

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 9/7/2017 7:59:00 AM

A real pair of breakfast bashers eh? It takes great minds like ours to rise above the daily grind of bad news, doom and gloom. Of course, I am but a pupil to the master!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2017 9:31:00 AM

Just saw your "Confessions Of A Cereal Killer"... TWO GREAT MINDS, EH!!! (Honest... didn't see yours before I wrote mine... honest!)

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2017 8:48:00 AM

PLEASE... do not remind me of the Blue Jays, 2017 version! Wait till next year!!! :(

Silent One

Date: 9/6/2017 8:38:00 AM

Haha! What an imaginative mind!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2017 8:45:00 AM

LOL Thanks for dropping by my friend!!! CHEERS FROM CANADA!