Best Carter Poems
Jimmy Carter
Former president and peanut farmer
Now builds habitats for humanity
After a one term presidency.
JIMMY CARTER
There's so many shortages
we don't know what to do
we're outa gas and coffee beans
and outa money, too.
The congress hasn't been much help
and peanuts just won't do,
so Jimmy please be good for us,
and we'll be good for you!
Well my car's a little bit
extravegant, I know,
it's got an air conditioner
and 440 makes it go!
And every time I step on it
it pours the gas right through
and congress doesn't like my car,
but they drive guzzlers, too!
Well Jimmy Carter's leading us from desperation
and he's trying to save the family car
but the road hog is a gasser
and the gas ain't no cheaper
at the rate that we're goin now---we won't go far!
© ron wilson aka vee bdosa the doylestown poet
Billy Carter was a sluggard I hear
His kinfolk he did not always endear
He embarrassed his brother
And mortified his mother
He cared not one whit as he nursed his beer!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Jimmy was jes' relaxin' and enjoyin' a little bass fishin' on his pond,
When he was visciously attacked by a killer rabbit from the great beyond!
Now, the secret service fellers had never had to cope with such a situation,
But they gallantly fought it off to protect the leader of this great nation!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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*recite to Night Before Christmas
Who was this white haired Claus
with buck-rabbit teeth?
Carrying a ton of peanuts
for everyone to eat.
Dragged in a sleigh
pulled by Agnew and Nixon,
who ran right beside
old Donnar and Blitzen?
He circled Camp David,
A fast fly by;
with lox and bagels
for Jewish guys.
A carpenters’ pencil
was poised by his ear,
and boxes of nails dangled,
from the gear in the rear.
Why! It's Jolly Ole Carter Claus
draped in menorahs.
Handing out home plans to
the Arab before us.
Visions of world peace
danced in his head;
as, he flew to Afghanistan
‘Fore noggin hit bed.
When down from the sky
in the form of deer dung,
fell fruit tree seeds
to be sown in the sun.
And, as Carter Claus’ whip
cracked O’er Nixon's ear,
as Agnew blanched,
his eyes filling with tears.
Droplets hit sand with
a plop and a splatter
’pon the fruit tree seeds with
nary a clatter.
The desert grew green.
Trees sprouted and grew.
Hearts filled with wonder
bellies with stew.
Homes were rebuilt,
as before the fall.
Cook fires were lit.
Children grew tall.
And Ole Carter Claus
flew home in a daze,
passing out sandwiches
that Roslyn had made.
I once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!
Happy Happy Birthday
To the
LOVELIEST ANGELIC BEAUTIFUL SMILE
with the most
coolest
I LOVE SCIENCE Smart-GURL Brains
let me say
Happy Happy Birthday to you
I lift up my glass with a
LYRICAL toast
just as
Atomically SPONTANEOUS ?
and ? Mathematically BEAUTIFUL ?
as to say to you
I hope you have a
Happy Happy Birthday
that only a
SUPER KIND INTELLIGENT WOMAN
like you can do
Happy Happy Birthday
to a
SELF-RELIANT, INDEPENDENT, TOUGH GURL
with SUPER-HUMAN NERD, LAUGHING HUMOR
and as ?GENEROUSLY KIND AND GIVING ?
as ? YOU ARE as CLASSY and ATOMIC SWEET?
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to the GURL with the most
BIGGEST MATHEMATICAL CHOCOLATE CANDY COATED
LOVING HEART
Who is that man; Carter? calling me from the floods of the rain, Who is this man named Carter, for his problems have given me so much pain.
Carter why give me so much trouble that my life cannot refrain?
for I have given you love and honesty and you still have not did the same.
This mirror is a reflection of you, for what you have done to me. You left me in the
water.. flooding from my knees. I begged for forgiveness but you never came to my plead.
I begged and begged "O Carter" why are you doing this to me? You stepped on my heart and showed no mercy.
For Dear O' Carter this is my last cry to you. I have to simply ask; Why do you do the things you do? Now that your gone, I've regained happiness and strength on my own.
It's sad we can't be together but I guess I have to live with this forever, Without you..I'm now a happy woman in my own hands, for
Dear Carter was "my" husband.
John Carter was a gifted child
who came from a long line of red beet farmers
they were known for being the first to deliver beets
by ships, trains, planes and by way of harbor
And every beet in the market has a stamp marked Carter,
he was also a charmer who honed his talents off the farm and in the parlor
a scholar and farmer who made a million dollars,
got married, had a son and named him Jimmy Carter
who grew up to be a famous peanut farmer etc...
Carter Phipps has authored
"Evolutionaries:
Unlocking the Spiritual and Cultural Potential
of Science's Greatest Idea."
Hmmm. This is good rich brown rice,
and I want to stay nice,
cause I like his prime line
but I also like to scribble.
I thought science's greatest idea
was regenerating healthy outcomes,
with alternating slow-grow evolutions
and critical-event revolutions
emerging fertile polypaths
to further polyculturally healthy
wealth regenerations.
Evolutionary ways
toward regenerative means
and kinds balancing unkinds of nature
and DNA/RNA extensive kin.
If regenerate outcomes are evolution's medicinal purpose,
then scientists evolve emerging prescriptions
for nature's fertile unfolding of time.
And, by the way,
why "spiritual" potential of science?
and not "natural"
or is Phipps catering both together,
nondual co-arising emergence?
So many live life as a masquerade
With guarded heart and masking face
It’s not until we lose or gain in faith
That we are pruned to grow by grace
As the year ends we regret deaths
Thinking of those passed on as left
In the old year we had the same frets
Of love, fear of war, poverty and debt
President Jimmy Carter passed today
He built homes for families his way
With community service he was great
Habitat for humanity homes built safe
New year old wishes for peace on earth
Homes for the unhoused hope is birthed
For humanity to grow kinder with gentle word
For people to be united feel loved and heard
I got to tell you from the heart.
I've been thinking about you from the start.
Ever since I saw you laying there.
It was all over whelming.
It was all unreal.
I couldn't believe what I've seen.
It felt like a bad dream.
The sight of it all
Is something
I'll never forget.
I've got to admit,
It's a memory of you
That won't go away.
I always want to remember you,
Just not that way.
It's everyday, everywhere I go
I see you in my head.
It's the little things.
Something reminds me of you,
Just a simple memory.
Times we've shared.
Moments we had.
I go to sleep an see you,
I wake up and see you again.
It's everyday I see you.
You are in my words.
You are in my thoughts.
It's like when we were young.
You would follow me,
Whereever I would go.
Even after I said no.
Only difference then,
I wanted you to go home.
Now I don't want you to.
This tragedy
Rips my heart in half.
Why couldn't you have just stayed home.
Why couldn't you have just listen,
to the one's that care about you.
You always did what you wanted,
Never what you was told.
I should of talked to you when I still had the chance,
Maybe it would of done some good.
Its To late for that now.
I can't dwell on things that
I should have done.
I wish you were alive and well.
I never knew this would happen to you.
I thought I had years with you.
To see you grow old.
I thought I would go
Before you.
That you would be standing
Over me, not me over you.
My eyes are wide open now.
I can see better than before.
I don't take life for granted.
I take everything that I touch,
All that I see, all that i feel
Everything I do, and all that I love.
I try to enjoy every little moment
With my family and friends.
Because you just don't ever know
If I will get another chance.
If the clouds burst open,
And it starts to pour down rain.
I know It belongs to you, because it's all the tears
We cried for you.
"I've got to say this poem
Is dedicated to you,
always My little sister."
Memorys of you forever
All thirty four years.
Paula Jean Carter
7-7-1982
12-4-2015
David W Carter
Happy Happy Birthday Emily Justine Carter
To the
most spontaneous get up and go girl in the world
let me say
Happy Happy Birthday to you
I lift up my glass with a
LYRICAL toast
just as
skinny and cute
as to say to you
I hope you have a
Happy Happy Birthday
that only a
Perky small size GURL
like you can do
Happy Happy Birthday
to a
ride a die chick
as fun and care free
as you are smart and super brainy
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to the biggest
chocolate lover, in the know universe
with the most,
lovey dovey big gal HEART
Saturday, May 22, 2021
Copyright © Verlecia fields | Year Posted 2021
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Happy Happy Birthday Emily Justine Carter
Happy Happy Birthday
To the
LOVELIEST ANGELIC BEAUTIFUL SMILE
with the most
coolest
I LOVE SCIENCE Smart-GURL Brains
let me say
Happy Happy Birthday to you
I lift up my glass with a
LYRICAL toast
just as
Atomically SPONTANEOUS ?
and ? Mathematically BEAUTIFUL ?
as to say to you
I hope you have a
Happy Happy Birthday
that only a
SUPER KIND INTELLIGENT WOMAN
like you can do
Happy Happy Birthday
to a
SELF-RELIANT, INDEPENDENT, TOUGH GURL
with SUPER-HUMAN NERD, LAUGHING HUMOR
and as ? GENEROUSLY KIND AND GIVING ?
as ? YOU ARE as CLASSY and ATOMIC SWEET?
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to the GURL with the most
BIGGEST MATHEMATICAL CHOCOLATE CANDY COATED
LOVING HEART
Copyright © verlecia fields | Year Posted 2017
On this Day January 9th 2025 the nation celebrates the Life of President Jimmy Carter. I write this as a tribute to the man who lived a life closest to what God wanted for each of his beings.
He was a simple and just subject of God. He cared not for the high parts of life, but of the low and every day dealings of life. Sometimes I wish I had what he had. I could get closer to our Lord. Many said of him great and simple truths. I wish I would be remembered this way. He had high morals and genuine feelings for his fellow man. He lived a hundred years something many folk may not live to see. It is a privilege to live so long. He became great out of his four years in the Office as President. Perhaps, that Office was just the corner stone to his life.
He had a partner name Roseland. She was the anchor to his life. The port in all storms. Few get such an anchor. I was around when he was President, but I did not understand how important of a man he was.
I'm older now and understand that such a man one only sees once in a lifetime. I am humbled and pleased to have know that such a human existed.
On this day, we celebrate you, Jimmy Cater. I celebrate you. Thank you Lord, for showing such a wonderful human being and bringing him to mankind.
Rest in Peace.
Knowlegde is what you shall have.
I love you with all of my heart and soul.
Everyone can't get enough of you.
Ready to be a perfect little angel.
Really, really, really cute you are so.
A gift from God, which has been a blessing into this world.
Can't stop loving you no matter where you are.
A joy to have in my life.
a Royal princess in my book.
Truly a mommie's girl.
Enclosed in my arms, to be protected from harm.
Ready to take on the world already, just please don't rush it too fast.