Best Carter Poems

My name is Paul Carter and I want to tell you my tragic story
About the wrong path I chose in life, that wasn't one of glory
I was born in the state of Maine in the coastal town of Kittery
It was quite a picturesque little town...

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I have learned lessons
And a lesson
A lesson of love
A lesson of accountability
A lesson of trust
A lesson of Prayer 
A lesson of family
A lesson of silence
These lessons
And this lesson
Have I learned from you
I get each word 
And hold it so strong
Maybe you thought 
By teaching me...

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Jimmy Carter
Former president and peanut farmer
Now builds habitats for humanity
After a one term presidency....

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JIMMY CARTER
There's so many shortages
we don't know what to do
we're outa gas and coffee beans
and outa money, too.
The congress hasn't been much help
and peanuts just won't do,
so Jimmy please be good for us, 
and we'll be good for you!
Well my car's a little bit
extravegant, I...

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Billy Carter was a sluggard I hear

   His kinfolk he did not always endear

      He embarrassed his brother

         And mortified his mother

        ...

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Jimmy was jes' relaxin' and enjoyin' a little bass fishin' on his pond,

   When he was visciously attacked by a killer rabbit from the great beyond!

      Now, the secret service fellers had never had to cope with such...

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*recite to Night Before Christmas

Who was this white haired Claus 
with buck-rabbit teeth? 
Carrying a ton of peanuts 
for everyone to eat.

Dragged in a sleigh 
pulled by Agnew and Nixon, 
who ran right beside 
old Donnar and Blitzen? 

He circled Camp David, 
A fast fly...

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I once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!...

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Who is that man; Carter? calling me from the floods of the rain, Who is this man named Carter, for his problems have given me so much pain. 

Carter why give me so much trouble that my life cannot refrain? 
for I have given you...

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Carter Phipps has authored
"Evolutionaries:
Unlocking the Spiritual and Cultural Potential
of Science's Greatest Idea."

Hmmm. This is good rich brown rice,
and I want to stay nice,
cause I like his prime line
but I also like to scribble.

I thought science's greatest idea
was regenerating healthy outcomes,
with alternating slow-grow evolutions
and critical-event revolutions
emerging...

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John Carter was a gifted child
who came from a long line of red beet farmers
they were known for being the first to deliver beets 
by ships, trains, planes and by way of harbor
And every beet in the market has a stamp marked Carter,
he was also...

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Happy Happy Birthday 
 To  the 
LOVELIEST ANGELIC BEAUTIFUL SMILE
 with the most
 coolest 
 I  LOVE SCIENCE  Smart-GURL Brains 
let me say 
 Happy Happy Birthday to you
I lift up my glass with a
LYRICAL toast 
just as 
 Atomically SPONTANEOUS ?
and...

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I got to tell you from the heart.
I've been thinking about you from the start.
Ever since I saw you laying there.

It was all over whelming.
It was all unreal.
I couldn't believe what I've seen.
It felt  like a bad dream.

The sight of it all
Is something 
I'll...

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Happy Happy Birthday Emily Justine Carter

To the 
most spontaneous get up and go girl in the world  
let me say 
 Happy Happy Birthday to you
I lift up my glass with a
LYRICAL toast 
just as 
skinny and cute 
as to say to you 
I...

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Knowlegde is what you shall have.
I love you with all of my heart and soul. 
Everyone can't get enough of you. 
Ready to be a perfect little angel. 
Really, really, really cute you are so. 
A gift from God, which has been a blessing into...

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