Best Cameron Poems

We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex...

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Herpetologist meets actress (Cameron Diaz).
If he's funny he's me.
South America or Africa (on location).
In a diamond mind.
The protagonists (lovers), the diamonds, the miners and the minders.
By minders we mean watchers, organizers, supervisors.
As all art must: choose a focus.
The personal is political said Cameron on the...

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James Cameron made it big with Avatar
Again and again he raised the bar
The film was tremendously beautiful
But the plot was unoriginal

But of course who could forget Titanic?
Lenny plus heartbreak equals a classic!
I've seen the ending, but that's not the point
My girl swears that it won't...

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Dougal Cameron 1900s
by Don Johnson
Brisbane..Australia.

Old Dougal Cameron was the man, 
the cruel red desert country crossed. 
Drove cattle cross the trackless plains, 
out where Burke and Wills were lost. 
He'd travel o'er a hundred mile , 
with bawling cattle parched with thirst. 
He'd find em...

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David Cameron’s should stand down for his deputy to take over
He makes and validates the tax laws, 
What about his character and moral fibre?...

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Orville C. Cameron

1889-1914

Oh, such larks indeed.

Over at the State School pond,

Way back in the tuft of Eucalyptus shade,

We swam, we yelled, and we laughed.

We, the gang from lower Painter Street,

We, the tough boys with fists of brass!

We heckled, we jumped and we cursed,

The big boys...

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David Cameron’s been avoiding tax
He’d better pay back, 
How’s he gonna make tax laws?...

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David Cameron and The Middle Class Lass

She was ‘ordinary’, ‘middle class’ a ‘one of us’ kind of lass
Or at least that’s how she was presented through the rose tinted glass

And the message that was there was hope for us all
That we too could go to...

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>Today Tuesday, 12 July 2016 a historic event took place, the Prime Minister.  Rt Hon Mr D Cameron MP PM said he was standing down without any election of another leader of the Conservative party.  And  as that party is the ruling...

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i know these
sleepless nights 
would be 
easier
if i could only
wrap myself around you. 

if i could burrow 
into that precious cavity
underneath your ribs
that bleeds only for me
i know that my
frenetic mind
could settle,
if only for a few
hours. 

if i could roll over
and pull your arms
tight around...

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Loud fluttering sounds, adorn the cameron skies
 Butterflies,heavens light shelterd us
 Timeless petals lay on our jasmine pillows of grace
 I love thee, kiss my lips

 There are two angels, one of the sight, cradled lull
 Lightness tenderly the voice of your gentle soul ,...

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"what is love?"Asked my young brother
"well, thats a good question...If it is real, it is what you live for"
"whoa!" he says, "Where can I find love?"
"Deep in your heart." I say
"How?" he inquires
"When the time is right, you just fall in love, I guess..."
"Does falling...

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Hey Dave what's it like to quit
Go home and tell your family you no longer give a ****
Heard your speech this morning tears in your voice 
Bet you regret your election campaign when  you promised us the choice 
It didn't go the way you...

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I wrote this for the children of my friend Wendy and her husband. They both died this past week from Covid 19. They both had chosen not to get the vaccine which is unfortunate.  They died three days apart, she was 50 and he...

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Show us y steel Mr Cameron
as the workers lay down their tools
and the knowledge of such,doesn't mean much
to Cameron an his Tory fools

So show us y steel Mr Cameron
as you steal the food from the mouths
of the children of England ,these great British isles
they're starving...

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