David Cameron

Hey Dave what's it like to quit Go home and tell your family you no longer give a **** Heard your speech this morning tears in your voice Bet you regret your election campaign when you promised us the choice It didn't go the way you thought so your standing down from power There's plenty of jobs out there for you most are zero hour Sick to death of your speeches about austerity and cuts When it's your turn for a challenge you've proved you've got no guts Enjoy your big fat pension watch your waist don't get too large We've got some funny speeches to look forward to with boris and farage