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New Year's Resolution Inspired By John Cameron Swayze

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If you have never seen the advertising contributions of John Cameron Swayze, take a moment to watch the embedded video, which briefly features Louis Armstrong. Then, enjoy this limerick (which in combination with the video) provides some interesting inspiration for the new year.

We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/21/2015 1:46:00 PM

I don't know what Swayze has to do with vaginas. But this sure is a good comparison to overuse and abuse of a good thing!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/2/2015 5:36:00 PM

Andrea, the comparison was to the Timex commercials for their watches. Try watching some of the adds. Search for John Cameron Swayze and Timex. The catch phrase he uses is the point. Just trying to be silly. "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking". You are too funny!

Debbie Duncan

Date: 1/17/2015 6:41:00 PM

Happy New Year Duke :) I watched a few John Cameron Swayze video's on u tube . I do remember them !

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/17/2015 6:46:00 PM

Happy new year to you too! We all hope this will be an entertaining year. Best of good fortune to you!!!!

John Fleming

Date: 1/4/2015 1:59:00 PM

Big grin on my face, Duke...Lol!! :) john.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/4/2015 3:05:00 PM

It is a pleasure to share a little humor here and there. There are so many interesting connections to make. Your comment is very much appreciated.

Jan Allison

Date: 1/1/2015 6:25:00 PM

Made me smile - great limerick:-) Hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/2/2015 5:07:00 PM

Jan-I wish you well for this year. I realize now you have been subjected to a lot of stress--reading some of your comments. It's wonderful that you can write such beautiful poetry. I also thank-you for the smile you put on my face!