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The Art of Farting

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I’ve perfected the art Of withholding a fart I tighten my buttocks and clench But when no one is the vicinity I let rip with a dreadful stench 28th March 2016 Jan Allison

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Timothy Hicks

Date: 3/30/2016 6:48:00 PM

You know I had to click this one (especially after our recent conversation) ... super cute, Jan. I wasn't aware this was an art form ... I know some real artists out there that haven't the slightest clue! They put their whole body into it, too, clenching their face, while lifting up their leg ... they don't try to hide it at all. Just beware of the dreaded "brown note" ...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2016 2:05:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) You do make me smile Timothy:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 3/29/2016 8:32:00 PM

Ahhhhh, so that was you ! lol-------I was just thinking---will your book be one of those scratch and sniffs-----LOL be good

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2016 8:33:00 PM

ha ha ha now that is a great idea lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 3/29/2016 11:28:00 AM

I must join your school. Any scholarship?

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2016 11:30:00 AM

lol great comment Rajat:-) hugs jan xx

Catherine Labeau

Date: 3/29/2016 6:30:00 AM

oh man you so funny let's share a tent

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2016 6:32:00 AM

lol:-) the tent could get blown away lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Red Fiery

Date: 3/28/2016 10:51:00 PM

This is really an amazing write on the art of farting...you made me laugh and I really enjoyed this work...7/7...cheers !

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 10:55:00 PM

Maybe the topic isn't to everyone's taste Red but I'm glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 3/28/2016 10:15:00 PM

Jan, funny one, my dad used to "you know" and then blame everyone else, the pic is cute too ~

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 10:55:00 PM

Oh my dad was an expert at that too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/28/2016 8:45:00 PM

hahaha. Good one, Jan. the poem, not the fart!! Do you put an in front of dreadful?

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 10:54:00 PM

will make it 'a' thanks:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 3/28/2016 3:01:00 PM

Better than releasing a "silent but deadly" into the unsuspecting crowd....

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 3:05:00 PM

Definitely John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/28/2016 1:05:00 PM

Okay!! Reads like a winner..Thanks for dropping by.Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 1:30:00 PM

Just a fun write Sara:-) hugs Jan xx

Donald J Bennett

Date: 3/28/2016 12:08:00 PM

You have brought a merry bit of mirth into my day with this cleaver write. Thank you for sharing your humorous wit.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 12:13:00 PM

Thanks Donald - I do love to try and make people smile with my poems:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/28/2016 11:45:00 AM

- A small one in silence :))) ... :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 11:47:00 AM

hmmmm silent but deadly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 3/28/2016 11:18:00 AM

"Better an empty house that a bad tenant"

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 11:47:00 AM

LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 3/28/2016 10:49:00 AM

Ha Ha Jan: I loved your aromatic prose!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 11:16:00 AM

Thanks so much Ralph:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/28/2016 10:27:00 AM

LOL Hilarious

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 11:15:00 AM

Cheers me dears - love the pic too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jill Spagnola

Date: 3/28/2016 9:34:00 AM

LOL! I would not like to be the one to walk into that :)..thanks for the laugh this morning Jan, your a gas...peace, jill

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2016 11:15:00 AM

LOL love the comment Jill:-) hugs Jan xx