Best Buns Poems

The scent of cinnamon buns and childhood,
big, fluffy, soft, a tad sweet-  oh delight;
mother made the best so ooey-gooey and good,
warm from the oven topped with icing white;
I could have eaten the whole pan in one bite.

Mother made exactly six buns for each,
there was...

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Grandad says that Easter isn’t funny
You won’t find him at parties
Dressed up as the Easter bunny
He’ll not be scoffing chocolate eggs
Or anything like that
He’ll be putting on his Sunday best
And dusting off his hat
For Grandad is an Anglican
Of serious intent
Does bible study when he can
And...

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I should have tattoos
I should have a woman
instead I carry a purse full of empty.

Thats right-return me back to the womb
away from Bad tv
                  Bad people
  ...

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white sugared buns
parted buttered await the knife
lick the wayward blade...

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Anxiety will be alright, just believe in Christ, because he win always save, don't let those angry spirits drag you to your grave

birth is so beautiful, as a gift from heaven, every baby grows up, and way later goes to heaven

cities are so awesome, cities...

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The casting crew look at you and their minds go in the gutter 
If you knew their thoughts, it would make you shudder 
Ernie feels left out without his rubber ducky 
Big Bird believes he can lay eggs, he tells himself maybe tonight I will...

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Guns Knife Cinnamon Buns

Keep guns out of the hands of children
Keep children out of the hands of guns
Use a knife
To butter cinnamon buns
Cinnamon buns taste better baked
Are not useful for robbing banks
Guns don't kill people
Cinnamon buns don't either
Use a knife
With butter to do it right...

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The bees swarmed to dripping honey,
   and love's illusion is not so funny
when the rabbit in the hutch
   backs away from your very touch.
Today he is afraid
   that you chose him for your maid
and the reproductive status hump
 ...

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I am but a mortal man,
Unable to fathom the depths of a buns honey.
Its glaze runs deep,
Like oceans uncharted and unknown.

But I long for its taste,
To immerse myself in the mysteries of its sensual desire.
To taste the sweet of its icing,
To bask in the glow...

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Warring kiddies hiss like snakes and stick out forked tongues;
They disagree on who started the fight first; both y e l l i n g..."Liar!"
Parents fish for the truth, sandwiched between the crosstalk.
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i remember
the taste of
your br east's
milk but didn't

want to
drink
black
coffee

coffee
straight
makes
me 

wince but
since you
we're there
i utterly

wanted
to use
you
and

kneaded to 
because
your
yeast

was rising
to being
ready to
bake

but i
suppose i
just like to
loaf...

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I watched 'Buns of Steel'
  'cos I wanted the real deal

    Did all the exercises
    Brooked no compromises

  But when I sneaked a little feel
  My hot cross buns began to peel...

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The Cinnamon Bazooka Bun is an ardent dough
a pound of sticky heat that dissolves 
the tongue in an ****** of butter.

There is an uncertain pantless fervor here
in the parked Impala, a craven pursuit of the 
spiral core, winding mounds of sacchariferous frit

A cop drives by--and...

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