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Sesame Street Buns

The casting crew look at you and their minds go in the gutter If you knew their thoughts, it would make you shudder Ernie feels left out without his rubber ducky Big Bird believes he can lay eggs, he tells himself maybe tonight I will get lucky You strut around with your Daisy Dukes to tan in the sun Every sees your exposed Sesame Street buns Go visit Maria, she has the fix it shop Visit oscar and revel in his slop Mr. Hooper allows you to run a tab in his General Store Snuffleupagist with a snozz like that, I bet he really snores Now you have a date with Louise in apartment 101 He is salivating as he thinks about your Sesame Steet buns Watch out J-Lo you have a rival from the backside Dirty thoughts cause men to approach a non Catholic Priest to confide Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new number one Hang your head in shame J-Lo the one on Sesame Street has the best buns The Count counts the votes over and over all day long Bert is on steroids, now he's strong Get to the church, the wedding has just begun Grover is marrying the one with the Sesame Street buns Hearts are broken, she is no longer in the singles scene Cookie Monster covers his depression with cookies and cream Within a month they are divorced Not surprised, they are celebrities of course She is now used goods, everyone is stunned J-Lo moves in to the neighborhood to claim the title of Sesame Street buns

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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