Best Brawl Poems

This is the brawl in which my life began
For I did not live, did not become a man
Until I could speak in the chaos of the crowd
Ran with smoky eyes 
Beside the living love of a fellowman
While police dogs sniffed our heels
And bit the butt...

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The poker game wuz progressin' purty well 'til Iron Mike started a ruckus!
Seems he had some spare aces up his sleeve, that dirty, sneaky cuss!
One-Eyed Pete didn't cotton to them shenanigans and drew his forty-four!
Iron Mike jumped up, toppled chairs and tables a-skedaddlin' fer the...

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Super colourful brawl at the bowling green

You should have seen the BLUE today,
Down at the bowling GREEN?
It happened when Old Man MAUVE mistook
What the WHITE ball was meant to mean.

And Mr BROWN, who ran the place,
Seeing what happened, turned a rusty RED,
He stood, fuming with...

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A most unlikely, mismatched pair
For forty years did breakfast share.
Their names were Stretch, at eight feet tall,
And Squat, built like a bowling ball.

Because of their unique physiques,
By people they were labeled freaks.
Though of each other less than fond,
They formed a necessary bond.

Rejected by society,
Their morning...

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For the moment I merely watched him
Running back and forth in his home
I am patient you see
I am full of time plenty
I am the sly one in the darkness and I am hungry

So I waited, all day I waited,
All night I waited, I waited, waited,...

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Persons should be shopping at this mall.
This is not a place for anyone to have a brawl.
I see teenagers engaging in a big fight.
To have these types of altercations is not right.
The holiday shopping period is now past.
Let's not have these donnybrooks occur and last.
Adults...

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Brawl In Maul Horn Haiku

After brawl in maul
When prices began to fall
Bills had become tall.

What we will need you
To do when my poems are through
Love them that is true.

Greatest poems are now
Do you think maybe somehow
To love them should vow.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and...

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The lady Belle got into a brawl
She yelled and fell in a shameless sprawl
	She met the bare floor
	with her pinafore
Baring cleavage for one and for all...

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That's all it was
a backstage argument
a backstage brawl
a backstage heartbreak
a backstage backhand to the face
that's all it was,
a scream from the angels above
to be let out and feared among everyone.

She went stage left
and I went stage right
as the curtain went down
the audience applauded
and the lights...

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Snapped down shirts, scuffed up boots
Puffing larger than life chests
Dime-store pokes, showing colors
Peacock struts and sailor jokes
Twangs from the jukebox
Begging for two-steps
Cheap draws flowing
Cue sticks chalked and
Propped on end.
Balls on the felt waiting to roll in corners
A quick spit, one more shot of Crow
Then eyeing,...

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I was working my way north through Kansas,
selling hot dogs at a traveling fair,
the pay wasn’t great, but it was still a job,
and I met all sorts of people there.

We’d set up for a week near Wichita,
when some bikers decided to stop by,
they stood out...

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Spit, Spot, Spick and Span,
Hit Haugh Hick with cane,
dirty dark drunken brawl,
was no need for it at all,
Police caught Spot and Span,
Spit and Spick ran as they can,
Haugh Hick’s wife saw them skip,
tackled them with a Karate kick,
Spit cut his lip while Spick hurt his...

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Basically I am a person, very nice 
Outside green inside warm and red 
With a small mouth and a round face 
I roll over around on this globe, great.

I was rolling smoothly over the hills 
And valleys and on a good poetry page 
Till I...

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No man is left, nobody is lost
Good time is there but struggle is all
You need, yourself, for you to haul
It is time to rise and face the brawl
Hindrance everywhere you get to own
No one is there to comfort your soul
Even the closest by them all
Will...

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PRO WRESTLING GOVERNANCE COUNCIL

CLAIM RESOLUTION
SAFETY AND AWARENESS
CREATION AND DEVELOPMENT
RIGHT BALANCE ( CREATION OF OPPORTUNITIES)
ON THE SPOT NEGOTIATION CLAUSES
NECESSITIES AND LUXURIOUS 
REGIONAL DEVELOPMENT OF SPORT LEAGUE ALLIANCES
 GRAPPLING  IMFORMATITY
REREGULATION OF LEGITIMACY ( MEDIA RIGHTS)
INTELLECTUAL MANAGEMENT ( TRADING CONTRACTING ATHLETES BETWEEN COMPANY)


NEGOTIATION OF CHAMPIONS RIGHTS
NEGOTIATION OF...

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