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On God's Watch No Botch
On God's Watch No Botch

Throughout history
On God's watch no botch may be
Except maybe me.

Don't wait to delude
Read my poems and not exclude
Spirit will exude.

Run interference
For my facial appearance
Hope disappearance.

At times my poem bores
Wish they were as good as yours
Coming out my pores.

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: botch, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Watch Scotch Who Would Botch
after drinking scotch
what we did do was to watch
plan they had would botch

up efforts will boost
while we watched a chicken roost
that they always must

we would like to wish
always again and again
free us from our sin

fight with an ally
worst was fighting without them
would prefer the first

wonder...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: botch, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Will Watch Trump Botch
Will Watch Trump Botch


Trump up many things he will botch;
Does like to lie and then others watch;
Stim to stern,
While they churn;
In his lie belt has put another notch.

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: botch, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

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Premium Member a blooper a blunder a bungle a botch
A blooper, a blunder, a bungle, a botch
A miscue, a misstep, misjudgment and more
A faux pas, a boo-boo, a bumble for sure
A miscalculation, a miscomputation, grade goes down a notch....

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Categories: botch, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

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