Best Bitty Poems
crepitus announces itself annoyed
at my impudence as I climb the stairs
it speaks the language of stop, I don't
flatulence trumpets my presence
luckily no one is hear to breathe deep
another dead language of age
the sounds of decomposition make me smile
for even they can fill a blank page
Bong bitty bong bitty bong bitty bay
You are the bottom thought for me every day.
Hong hitty hong hitty hong hitty hay
I am the top dog, and I simply don’t play.
Zong zitty zong zitty zong zitty zay
You’re a spectacular example of dirt within hay
Mong mitty mong mitty mong mitty may
If I know you’re going to be there, I’ll just stay away
Dong ditty dong ditty dong ditty day
Our friends no longer like you. They’ll hold you at bay.
Fong fitty fong fitty fong fitty fay
I won all of them in the divorce, so please go away, Ray.
Submitted to Nick Trim’s 8 Mile High Contest
June 19, 2018
Little wings, as if a bitty bird tries to fly away,
but I clutch this childish muse whose morphed teeny-tiny,
amused at how quickly time flies and how words escape me.
Do you see itty bitty into my soul
Catch me - if I fall
Catch me - if I fall - down among the humans
07.04.2014
A-L Andresen :)
Pleasured, to feel life’s warm embrace.
The smile, plastered across my face,
is evidence thereof.
Anticipation fills my heart,
Knowing in my knower, what waits:
another's smile, with love!
She dressed and make up for a party,
A handsome guy is about to meet.
Can't hide the excitement and thrill.
She will no longer stay virgin.
After living "no boyfriend since birth."
The heaven answered all her prayers.
When shake his hand to make impressed.
She smile 'til ears, then false teeth slipped!
I have been seriously working too much
With family and friends I been out of touch
My apologies to all
I wasn't having a ball
Luckily my sweet guy has been my crutch
04/ 11/ 2014
My mom used to say
I swore like a sailor so-
I joined the Navy
Perseverance
(no more, no less)
The first stepping-stone
To success.
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Third & Final Itty Bitty Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Placing: 6th
The Divinyls didn’t need any help
With their hit song “I Touch Myself”
Now I’ve heard they’ve been given some money
To write a new book, “Orgasms for Dummies”
9/26/12
death took her from me
my adoring wife
I try not to cry
there's no one to refill
my empty tissue box
4/14/13
The rocket is complete;
he wants to go to Heaven
as Enoch ascended
Itty bitty stink bug
Laying upon the rug
Itty bitty stink bug
No one to give a hug
Itty bity stink bug
I hate to be a thug.
Itty bitty stink bug
Flushed without a shrug
With plastic chicks and eggs upon it,
She looked a beauty in her bonnet,
And so I wrote an Easter sonnet.
For Andrea’s Itty Bitty contest
lone apple tree---
flourishing on its own
becomes an orchard
Itty bitty Contest #2: Doing it Again!
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