Best Bitty Poems

crepitus announces itself annoyed
at my impudence  as I climb the stairs
it speaks the language of stop, I don't

flatulence trumpets my presence
luckily no one is hear to breathe deep
another dead language of age

the sounds of decomposition make me smile
for even they can fill a blank...

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Bong bitty bong bitty bong bitty bay
You are the bottom thought for me every day.

Hong hitty hong hitty hong hitty hay
I am the top dog, and I simply don’t play.

Zong zitty zong zitty zong zitty zay
You’re a spectacular example of dirt within hay

Mong mitty mong...

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Do you see itty bitty into my soul 
  Catch me - if I fall 
  Catch me - if I fall - down among the humans 
   


07.04.2014
A-L Andresen :)...

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Pleasured, to feel life’s warm embrace.
The smile, plastered across my face,
is evidence thereof.
Anticipation fills my heart,
Knowing in my knower, what waits:
another's smile, with love!...

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She dressed and make up for a party,
A handsome guy is about to meet.
Can't hide the excitement and thrill.
She will no longer stay virgin.
After living "no boyfriend since birth."
The heaven answered all her prayers.
When shake his hand to make impressed.
She smile 'til ears, then false...

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I have been seriously working too much
With family and friends I been out of touch
              My apologies to all 
            ...

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My mom used to say
 
  I swore like a sailor so-

       I joined the Navy...

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Perseverance 
(no more, no less)
The first stepping-stone
To success.



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Third & Final Itty Bitty Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Placing: 6th...

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The Divinyls didn’t need any help
With their hit song “I Touch Myself”
Now I’ve heard they’ve been given some money
To write a new book, “Orgasms for Dummies”


9/26/12...

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death took her from me
my adoring wife
I try not to cry
   there's no one to refill
   my empty tissue box


4/14/13...

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The rocket is complete;
he wants to go to Heaven
as Enoch ascended...

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Itty bitty stink bug
Laying upon the rug
Itty bitty stink bug
No one to give a hug

Itty bity stink bug
I hate to be a thug.
Itty bitty stink bug
Flushed without a shrug...

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Help!

Cinquain
Poetic pain
Form defying function
Muse depressing numbers game.
Help!...

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lone apple tree---

flourishing on its own

becomes an orchard



Itty bitty Contest #2: Doing it Again!
New Poem  Modern Haiku...

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With plastic chicks and eggs upon it,
She looked a beauty in her bonnet,
And so I wrote an Easter sonnet.

For Andrea’s Itty Bitty contest...

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