The Divinyls - Clerihew - Itty Bitty

The Divinyls didn’t need any help
With their hit song “I Touch Myself”
Now I’ve heard they’ve been given some money
To write a new book, “Orgasms for Dummies”


9/26/12
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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A  Avatar
April 11, 2014 at 10:33 PM
SUSAN, Congratulations, on your win:) Enjoyed stopping by. LUV ~SKAT~
A   Avatar
April 11, 2014 at 9:50 PM
Hi Susan, , :) Congratulations, In Andrea's Itty bitty contest.... Goodnight ~ Linda
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April 11, 2014 at 1:26 PM
- Congratulations on your 3nd place "Itty Bitty" poems, B.E.S.!! (My poem was so itty bitty that it dropped out of the contest :))) - Have a nice weekend. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
May Avatar
April 11, 2014 at 9:02 AM
lol...congrats on your win
Dietrich Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 10:25 PM
Susan, a really funny one, lady. Congrats and soupmail
Brown Avatar
December 26, 2012 at 6:32 AM
Congrats on your win in this contest Susan. Sorry I am so late with the congratulations. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 8, 2012 at 6:19 AM
Congratulations on your winning spot again Susan love xx
Dietrich Avatar
December 7, 2012 at 10:15 PM
well, there ya go again, this will always be a top winners for me too, Susan!! Congrats.
A   Avatar
December 7, 2012 at 8:33 PM
Hello Susan, , CONGRATULATIONS :-) ON YOUR XOOL WINNING CLERIHEW... take care~LINDA
D. Avatar
December 7, 2012 at 8:18 PM
Congrats On Your Win' nate
Pettit Avatar
October 23, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Great write on one of those hit songs of yesteryear. Congratulations on your win.
Brown Avatar
October 23, 2012 at 6:35 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest Susan. Love, Carol
Cavanaugh Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 9:38 PM
I'm not familiar with the group but loved your Clerihew. Very funny. Congrats on your win.
May Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 11:50 AM
congrats on your win Susan....nicely done
Poet Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Hahaha...great ending here!Congrats on the win Susan.
Mannan Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 2:28 AM
Many congrats dear Susan for this wonderful win.
A   Avatar
October 21, 2012 at 12:23 PM
SUSAN, congratulations with your awesome win in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest.. enjoyed all her winners and the people they wrote about... always~ :-) PD"
Marcum Wong Avatar
October 21, 2012 at 5:22 AM
Wow.....great winning entry Susan. Congratulations!
Sweetheart Avatar
October 21, 2012 at 3:21 AM
CONGRATS SUSAN ON A GREAT WIN FOR SUPER WITTY CLERIHEW LUV ..
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October 20, 2012 at 10:16 PM
hahahaha. So this was YOU with that funny little dirty mind!!! I just loved this one, Susan. But when that anthology gets made, this one probably can't be in it!!! Think up a tamer one for me, OK? BIG congrats. Luv, Andrea
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October 4, 2012 at 8:33 AM
HA, talk about funny...i'm beginning to think your mind is in a bigger gutter than mine... joke...not that this is a sexual poem... but your ending line, can be a book come true... the hell with the Kama Sutra books... xox~pd....
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September 29, 2012 at 5:05 PM
I'm an old geezer so I looked up the video... Hey!...I touch myself a lot too! I scratch my head, rub my nose, stroke my chin, even rub my belly but it never gave me an orgasm!...Where did I go wrong?... Guess I'll have to read that book...Clever and funny Clerihew, Susan! - Tim
A   Avatar
October 4, 2012 at 8:37 AM
lol....Tim...
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September 27, 2012 at 6:42 AM
this is sure a 'fresh crop' Susan, so precise is this, wonderful clerihew...
Kearley Avatar
September 26, 2012 at 8:01 PM
Ha,hahahahaha...Your funny. :o)
Song Avatar
September 26, 2012 at 4:12 PM
It is hilarious, Susan...If u look at the traditional Clerihew, often times the subject is the only thing in the first line...some of the more nontraditional ones are more like yours...I am not sure how she is judging this contest, but it is def gonna make her laugh!! Enjoyed immensely!
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October 4, 2012 at 8:38 AM
I'm scratching my head now..hummm.... lol
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