Best Bite Me Poems
I write-
mellifluous sweet murmuring poems-
gossamer whispering words
a labyrinth twisting and turning
serendipity writes
and woebegone sadramblingswithtears
and all I want to do is share
my feelings
sweet murmuring poems-gossamer
but here come the don'tdoitgang
a labyrinth twisting and turning
with their opinions stabbing
their rigmarole
wanting to make my safe harbour a hoosegow
oh the words and wordsdribbling they let fly
to our souls and
my mellifluous
sweet
murmuring
poems whispering
the discontentannoyingwordgang
a labyrinth
twisting
and turning
come with their constanttellingus what to do
smellfungas comments
and I
am guilty of everything it all
I enter my poems
written from the depths of my soul
in whatyoucallmeaningless contests
andIwinsometimes
so bite me
I leave comments lovelyandawesome
with words like beautiful and wonderful
so back off leavemealone bite me
I like to post
pictures with poems
everheardoffreeimages
I dwell behind a mighty high wall where
I write-
mellifluous sweet murmuring poems-
gossamer whispering words
a labyrinth twisting and turning
serendipity writes
and woebegone sadramblingswithtears
and all I want to do is share
my feelings
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May 31, 2015
Poetry/Free Verse/bite me
Copyright Protected, ID 05-678-683-31
All Rights Reserved, 2015, Constance La France
Written for the Standard contest, Bite Me,
sponsor, John Lawless, Judged 2015
First Place
There across the movie screen,
treats were dancing and
telling us to find them at
the concession stand.
Yes, I knew I should not go.
I‘d just eaten lunch.
At the snack bar, they beguiled,
“Have a little munch!”
M & M’s and Hershey bars -
chocolaty delight -
with such smooth deep voices asked
me to take a bite!
Hot dogs nearly barked out, “Don’t
let us go to waste!”
Meanwhile candies sweetly sang,
“Have a little taste.”
Then an Ice cream bar chimed in,
“Take a bite of me!
I can take a licking too
and most happily.”
Pepperoni pizza was
sure a little tease.
calling out with Nachos, “Hey,
We’ve got lots of cheese!”
At that dine-in theater
clamored other food.
Subway, Arby’s, many more
sounding rather rude.
They were all competing , but
Popcorn filled the air
with its heady butter scent.
What a circus there!
All were screaming out to me
(though I don’t know why),
“Bite me! Bite me!” Don’t foods know
bitten, they will die?
Well, I bought the popcorn as
my dear hubbie sighed,
“We already had our lunch.”
“Bite me,” I replied.
In 7/5 Trochee Form for the Bite Me Contest of John Lawless
Let me be just dessert
With your plate so full
I can sweeten your day
While I fatten your soul
Bitter words spew out of your well-polished poison pen
Insult me, go on belittle me with your vile vitriolic venom
Think you are better than me – hell no way!
Every word that spills from your pathetic pen sucks
My one poem to your river of rancid rubbish
Each to their own, but I will NEVER change my style
Bite me, go on bite me - like a sweet juicy apple
I can bite back like a Rottweiler – taunt me enough and I will snap
Tart sour words full of malice I CAN pen perfectly
Except I keep my opinion and hostile words in my head
Me, I don’t pretend to be anything I am not
Every word you pen is pure malignant malice
A fiction write purely for contest.... or is it! You decide!
05~31~15
Contest: Bite Me – John Lawless
Honey you done used me up
Chewed me up
And carelessly spit me out
Now several years passed
And I see you again
You all smiles
You offer me the chance
(Again)
To help you out
“Come on
Don’t you wanna be my friend?”
I say,
“Nope”
Honey you done used me up
Chewed me up
And carelessly spit me out
I say,
“Thanks for the lesson
I now pay attention
And no longer work for momentary smiles
And long-lasting sneers
Honey you done used me up
Chewed me up
And carelessly spit me out
So I say, Nope
I don’t care what you want”
And I smile back
But you’re not upset
(At least you don’t show it)
Your eyes glaze over a second
And you’re instantly off
Looking for another ‘friend to help you out’
And I wonder
Do you ever get the chance
To brush your teeth
Between victims?
That look in her eyes
hungered desire ignites she
naked to bare I
slowly her tongue asps, tasting
proud, I'm bitten, lips licking
.
Be sure, I'm aware of your critical eye, why should I care?
I don't have to look like you do, because you can't compare.
There is such a thing as individual expression, so don't stare.
Even if it "ruffles your feathers", I don't really care!
Maybe you should loosen up, borrow some of my flair.
Everyone will just have to get used to it, so BITE ME, there!
Written on 5/31/2015
Get out of bed
and just get it in gear.
Don’t give me excuses;
I don’t want to hear.
Now follow my rules,
you’re doing it wrong!
You wrote me a poem
but I asked for a song.
I think you are deaf,
cause you can’t be that dumb.
You say “treat me better”,
so prove you’re not scum!
You’re lucky to have me,
nobody else would
put up with your bull-crap,
I treat you so good.
He kept on and kept on
he thought she would break
but as he would learn
he’d gave more than she’d take.
Next night when he came home,
she’d set herself free.
On the mirror in lipstick
she'd scrawled, “Ah, Bite Me!!”
05/31/15
Submission for Bite Me!!
Hosted by John Lawless
Bite Me!!
He held out his hand gingerly
With lettuce—on guard inwardly—
Iguana did snap!
We heard, “Holy crap!
He bit me!” he yelled bitterly!
You cannot assume when you try
To do something good it will fly!
Some “creatures” will nab,
While others must stab—
Make “bite me” your snappy reply!
© Sandra M. Haight 2015
All Rights Reserved
~4th Place~
Contest: Bite Me!!
Sponsor: John Lawless
Judged: 06/11/2015
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*Inspired by an event during a recent trip when an Iguana really did bite my husband’s finger as he fed him and left two bleeding puncture wounds!
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There once was a fish named Jelly
He had poisonous goo in his belly
He came on land
And bit my hand
How that sucker hurt, Oh Nellie!
What do you mean, you don't like my hair?
It's your opinion, but do you think I care?
The note you left on the mirror today,
full of hate, and misery, a mistake I pray.
I tried to be the woman of your dreams,
But nothing seems good enough it seems.
The snide remarks you seem to bait,
About my face, my job, my weight.
My thighs, my chin, my eyes, clothes worn.
All became the subject of your scorn.
I've finally had enough... I plea,
Accept me As Is, or just Bite Me!
Yeah take a bite outta me
but kindly do it Gent Lee
I prefer nibbles along the neck
but HEY what the heck....
your bod makes me woosie
and beggars can't be choosey
so take a bite outta me...Ohhhhh So Good....
I don't care whoever thinks I'm crazy,
I Love All Animals Unconditionally,
and that's why I'll feed any animal in need.
People tend to have a problem with that apparently,
and my response to all of them is always, "You Can All Bite Me."
been pretty bad people
burst pipes belching putrid
burgundy petrol
being perfect bleeding puddle
Big People bringing
poverty
bleating pelicans
barges paddling
bereaving patriots
bludgeoning prosperity
beaching promises
burdening posterity
breaking premises
but progressive
bitter Promethean
broken president
believing politics
bereft policies
brokers power
bringing plundering
barons power
bigger profits
bestial power
Akasha: Never fear me, Lestat. All of your wishes have come true. For a companion.
Someone to share eternity with. You're bold like your music. You live your life in the open
like I did... long ago... when I had a king. [smirks] You thought it was all you? The ego of a
king as well. Yes! I know you, Lestat. I know you crave to have the world at your feet. So
I've come to give it to you. We are home. We live everywhere and anywhere we choose.
The world is our garden.-Queen of the damned-
Bite me Lestat...
I want to live forever and see the world.
I want to experiance the night life.
The wild hunt.
The thurst for blood. And hear my prays heart beat
I want to fly and jump and skip on the roof top's.
And watch the other world walk past me.
I No longer wanna be humen....I no longer wanna feel.
Take me Lestat...bite me!.
I can take the pain... I can cheat death.
I got nothing left.
Take my blood and let me join you.
Let me the learn the ways.
Let me be your mate for enternity.
Let me make it worth Your while.
Bite me now Lestat.
I no longer want to be in sun light
My skin as white as snow..My skin so cold to the touch.
See things i would never think i would ever see.
wearthings i never thought i'd wear.
Never ageing or gettin old.
Bite me Lestat i would never betray or turn my back on you.
Bites me...oh bite Lestat I'm ready to go at drop of a hat.....