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Best Beano Poems

Below are the all-time best Beano poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of beano poems written by PoetrySoup members

Please, May There Beano More Gas

There was an old man from Bluegrass,
          who always ate green sassafras.
    ...

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Categories: beano, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Past Times 2

Five stones
                closing times
radiograms and
              seventy-eights
school caps
           ...

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Categories: beano, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

Survival-of-the-little

Stung with the absence of his father, he excruciatingly rumbled deep inside of his mother’s womb. 
He stormed out already filled with disappointing void. 
The...

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Categories: beano, hurt,
Form: Narrative

The Reunion

The Reunion

I’ve been invited to a classroom reunion,
I can see my old chums over there.
Geordie Cockle has got a green suit on,
While Denver Crisp, is...

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Categories: beano, best friend, celebration, friendship,
Form: Rhyme

My Sporting Inspiration

re-post inspired by Brenda's contest

THE HERO

Every Tuesday on the dot,I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.A solitary 
sixpence,all my wealth to pick...

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Categories: beano, inspirational, sports,
Form: Ballade

Cow Gas

This is for Andrea D. who asked for my Cow Gas poems.  I have at least one more to 
post.  Look for California...

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Categories: beano, animals, satire, science, visionaryme,
Form: Rhyme

H-Less Jon

Found a new friend, his name is Jon
Asked him, 'where the heck is your H?'
He tried to recall and seemed to remember
There was a shortage...

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Categories: beano, funny, missing, missing,
Form: Quatrain

My Childhood Hero

Every Tuesday on the dot,
I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.
A solitary sixpence,all my wealth to pick up 
my favourite comic from...

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Categories: beano, childhood, hero,
Form: Narrative

Walter V: a Father's Pride

He comes to his father holding his pet,
“Something’s wrong with Beano, he needs a vet!”

The Father looks down and seeing the frog,
Struggles with words to...

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Categories: beano, animal, boy, father son,
Form: Couplet

Granny's 12 Alarm Chili

You hadn't had any forewarning
as you take a spoonful of
Granny's 12 alarm chili,
not knowing its the
calm before the storm
as its about to set off an...

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Categories: beano, food, humor, silly,
Form: Light Verse

Hurry Up and Wait

Life is filled with, “hurry up and wait!”
Things in sequence, must keep a steady gait
No horse before the cart
Must play it real smart
Else our beano...

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Categories: beano, humor,
Form: Limerick

Those Were the Days

Five stones     
                 closing times
radiograms...

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Categories: beano, childhood, history, nostalgia,
Form: Verse

Betcha You'Re Speechless

D'ya notice how handsome
This dude is today
Bet you're speechless
And totally amazed

Can't imagine the difficulty
You haven't a clue
To wake up, such a specimen
While maintaing my cool

Now...

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Categories: beano, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Just Another Protest

We wondered how long it would last
folks holding up traffic on the overpass
chanting be beano smart
we are the Anti-fart
protesting about people passing gas.






10-29-17...

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Categories: beano, humor, people,
Form: Limerick

Dan Dare

Dan Dare
by Robert (Bob) Moore (c) 2016

Clean your room my mam would say, it’s like a sty in there
I’d start to do what I was...

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Categories: beano, childhood, earth, remember,
Form: Rhyme