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Best Beano Poems


Please, May There Beano More Gas
There was an old man from Bluegrass,
          who always ate green sassafras.
                        His...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beano, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Beano
The chara’ left the pub at seven thirty
The lads were there on time, and full of cheer
We heads off for the seaside, on our beano
Me mates and me and loads of lovely beer
As soon as we starts moving we starts drinking
A couple, just to help...

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© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beano, friendship, funny
Form: Light Verse

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