Jack Ellison Poet Quatrain

Betcha You'Re Speechless

D'ya notice how handsome
This dude is today
Bet you're speechless
And totally amazed

Can't imagine the difficulty
You haven't a clue
To wake up, such a specimen
While maintaing my cool

Now you may think my beano
Is too big for my britches
But it comes with the accolades
So I scratch where it itches

Us guys are real fortunate
So what can I say
It's a cross we must bear
That we live with each day

Sure gets annoying 
Those pretty young fillies
Constantly hounding me
To show them my willy

Now a little bit of smut
Has crept into my verse
Please forgive me P-Soupers
It could be a lot worse

D'ya notice how handsome
This dude is today
Betcha you're speechless
And totally amazed!

© Jack Ellison 2013

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Mustapha Mohammed August 30, 2013 at 5:45 PM Your brilliance knows no boundaries my friend. I say no more. Jack Ellison August 30, 2013 at 5:57 PM Now that's what I call a GREAT review, my good friend! Just having some fun... thanks for visiting!

Shanity Rain August 30, 2013 at 2:49 PM you are hilarious !! a Famous Poet from Monterey bay signed his book "it's Funny , but not really ! " Thank-you for making me laugh ! OH I love soup !! Jack Ellison August 30, 2013 at 3:05 PM Yee haw! So happy to have made you giggle this afternoon! We haven't talked much, we should change that! Love and big huggeroonies, Jack xoxox

Dr.Ram Mehta August 30, 2013 at 12:08 AM I simply chuckled while reading this interesting piece. Jack Ellison August 30, 2013 at 5:16 AM Glad it gave you a chuckle my friend! Have a great day!

Cecilia Macfarlane August 29, 2013 at 8:34 PM Jack, you have me chuckling, you are such a riot and you bear the cross extremely well! You are priceless! Hugs Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 8:54 PM Sweet... so sweet my dear Cecilla! Sucha nice review just before going beddy-byes! Love ya dear lady xoxox

Chris Boskovski August 29, 2013 at 4:20 PM I am speechless with this great and very amusing poem you have her! I love it Jack! Great write! Take care my friend! :) Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 4:57 PM Usually don't like to brag like this but when ya got, flaunt it is what I always say! LOL

Demetrios Trifiatis August 29, 2013 at 2:33 PM It is really a delight, When Jack comes into sight, As all the fillies in the street, Dream of having just Jack's treat! I LOVE IT! It is a pearl of fun! Thank you for making my day! Take good care my friend! Demetrios Trifiatis August 29, 2013 at 11:31 PM Although not as handsome and popular as you, Jack, I am not complaining! Fortunately though we live in different continents otherwise the competition would be fierce. Ha-HA! Keep up the good work in both fields i.e. writing and the... fillies! LOL! Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 4:55 PM Silly old geezer eh! You must be bothered by all the young fillies too though eh? LOL

Carol Eastman August 29, 2013 at 2:31 PM Seen your picture here... Gotta admit... You beat me hands down... But my hands went up to hide a blush when you got naughty... Fortunately, it totally went over Dragons head... But the penguins were tittering and snickering all over he place... One fell over with his belly laughing... Took him 5 minutes to get back up...LOL Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 4:53 PM Ha Ha! Made ya blush! Could've been a whole lot worse but I'm in the presence of ladies here! LOL Hope penguin is okay... huggeroonies xoxox

Marquis Mc Mills-Cooper August 29, 2013 at 1:36 PM Jack, Jack, Jack, LOL!!! I like your swagger here my friend -you got it! Good poem, smut and all!!! MC Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 4:50 PM Swagger I got... smarts? Hmmm not so much! LOL Thanks for dropping by MC!

Wilma Neels August 29, 2013 at 8:12 AM hehe Jack trust you to make me laugh out loud in the office :) thanks for the laughter, you always brighten up my day even if it is with a little "smut" as you call it :) have a fab one *hugs* Wilma Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 8:17 AM Now what are you doing reading this during WORKING hours! LOL Glad it gave you a wee tickle... cuddles, Jack xoxox

Poet Tacito August 29, 2013 at 8:02 AM Smut is like maple syrup on a warm waffle...apply light amounts or else you'll go blind...or something like that. =D LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 8:11 AM Already wear special glasses... kinda like coke bottle bottoms! Extremely attractive! LOL Cheers from this chick magnet

Eileen Manassian August 29, 2013 at 6:08 AM Jack!!!!! You are VERY naughty today! Hmmmmmmm...Trying to think of an appropriate comment! Ok....don't let those fillies get too near cause...oh dear...No, I can't! Just be good, JacK! :) HUGS! Or maybe not today...you'd get ideas! ;) Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 6:17 AM I get ideas every day my dear lady! I ain't dead, just old as dirt! How is Miss Boop aujour'hui? Multilingual I am! LOL Hope the rest of your day is a happy one... multiple cuddles xoxoxox

Russell Sivey August 29, 2013 at 6:05 AM Ha Ha Ha, you have no ego problem do ya my friend?! You are quite the hilarious person Jack! I really loved reading this humorous poem here this morning! What a brilliant piece, Great Work!! Jack Ellison August 29, 2013 at 6:11 AM Nope! Sure got no ego problems! LOL