Please, May There Beano More Gas

There was an old man from Bluegrass,
          who always ate green sassafras.
                        His tummy got icky,
                        somersaults and sicky,
                 took pills, now there’ll BEANO more gas!




A Limerick, Old or New: Your personal favorite Poetry Contest
8-8-6-6-8 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com


Written: April 10, 2018

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 7/21/2018 7:26:00 AM
good word play. :) grats
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Date: 7/19/2018 12:24:00 AM
Congrats on your fine win, Laura Loo. How are things going for you these days?
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Date: 7/17/2018 9:18:00 PM
Congratulations on your great well written win, Laura, so very witty :) enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve
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Date: 7/17/2018 8:58:00 AM
Congratulations again on your win. Well done!
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Date: 7/16/2018 11:25:00 PM
Congratulations, Laura on your win. Great Limerick.
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Date: 7/16/2018 4:58:00 PM
clever word play LuLoo many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/16/2018 3:21:00 PM
Phazyme's pretty good too! CONGRATS, Luloo! Janice
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Date: 7/16/2018 11:31:00 AM
Well done, Laura! Congratulations on your win and thanks for supporting the congest. Carolyn
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Date: 4/14/2018 10:57:00 AM
Great funny Limerick, Laura, congratulations on your Win!!! Hugs Eve
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Date: 4/14/2018 9:39:00 AM
Congratulations on your win with this clever limerick!
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Date: 4/13/2018 5:11:00 PM
Love your word play there, Laura Loo. BIG congratulations.
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Date: 4/13/2018 4:09:00 PM
Your Limerick was very clever Luloo. Congratulations on your win! : )
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Date: 4/13/2018 3:33:00 PM
How cute this is !!! There will beano lack of laughing today !!!
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Date: 4/13/2018 3:22:00 PM
Enjoyed your wit and play on words, Laura:) Congratulations on your fine win. Regards // paul
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Date: 4/13/2018 2:52:00 PM
Wonderfully witty, Laura. Funny also how there is an ad for "Beano" on this page. LOL Congrats on your win!
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Date: 4/13/2018 12:17:00 PM
Funnny LuLoo, congratulations ...
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Date: 4/13/2018 8:28:00 AM
Congrats, Luloo! Janice
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Date: 4/13/2018 6:56:00 AM
Congratulations LuLoo! Mick
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Date: 4/13/2018 5:02:00 AM
Back with congrats on your fine win, Laura.
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Date: 4/13/2018 3:13:00 AM
many congrats LuLoo:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 4/13/2018 1:23:00 AM
Lol! Laura, All of a sudden I "smell" something. Congratulations on your winning write:-) Alexis
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Date: 4/10/2018 9:20:00 AM
Good one Laura! :)
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Date: 4/10/2018 9:15:00 AM
Sweet, Laura.
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Date: 4/10/2018 8:57:00 AM
very clever wordplay LuLoo:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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