Stomach Flew

PEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?"

Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC
of her TUMS.  If she's not hungry, you could take her to the MAAL OXspecially since you 
need to get some new ROLAIDS for your car"

"Yes, but the GAS-X so costly!  I don't know if I have enough PEPSID in my car to get there.
It LACTAID the last time I went to the store to get MILK OF MAGNESIA  for PHILLIPS.  And 
what if the lunch GAVISON upset stomuch?"

"Well, you could TAGAMENT along for her, especially if she's BEANO...full of ALKA SELTZER!"

"That sounds crazy!" said PEPTO BISMOL.

"Well, IMMODIUM giving you some suggestions!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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May 14, 2010 at 3:24 PM
You had me rolling, Daniel!! What great plays on words...unfortunately, I am all to familiar with all of these medications, but you gave a humorous twist to the stomach flu (er, "flew," another great word play)! Love, Carolyn
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May 14, 2010 at 10:23 AM
sounds like bad one, love it the write not the stomach flu, lol, this is good, smiles,..p.d.
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