Best Avoid Poems
Please avoid that place
Forever stuck and no hope
NO escape with alcohol or dope
Screaming in torment and pain
NO hope that this will ever wane
Regrets that chances were thrown away
And instead was chosen the wide way
If you are reading this it's not too late
Repent, take God's gift, please don't wait
The Saviour gave his life for all
As He speaks don't deny His call
Hell is a painful hopeless forever place
Dont go there, take freely of God's grace
Even now my eyes are wet with tears
Don't reject with the jeers and sneers
The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.
If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't go straight to your hips.
That's the perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving.
But if you can't get your lips unstuck, one week later you'll no longer be living.
1O. Shut your trap to avoid any flap
9. Do not be overly fraught by "conventional thought" (dinosaurism)
8. Know how to deal with Soylent Green People
7. Stuff your ideas and different views-tip toe on the softest of shoes
6. Paperwork and procedure (I know) one can't bumble...doing so will make ya really humble
5. That being said, just go with the herd...bite your tongue people! Don't say a word!
4. Don't think too much-like we did...that special group without computers as a kid
3. If number four applies to you, don't question the almightly computer (as I sometimes do)
2. Clever, innovative, challenging, and problematic...yes, DAMNIT!, sometimes it pays to be
erratic
1. You are not a weirdo, strange, or dumb...just follow the status-quo, and get the **** done
Ironic, yes; I am able to say this over the "net". Contradictory, sure; technology is a
menacing lure. Maybe good 'ol Ray Bradbury was right on the money, and this is all pretty
darn funny. Farenhieght 451, I think your day may come. RIP books and innovation.
Ways to avoid running out of money
During your retirement years
Do not drink anything but tap water
Do not eat regular store bought food
Eat leaves and grass and stuff
Flavoured with the juice
Of a squeezed acorn leaf
Food as you know it today is strictly taboo
However, occasionally you can have
Somebody's left over fries
But only once in a six month period
And keep it to a quantity of two fries
We also recommend you occasionally
Go to a restaurant and sit down in a booth
However, don't order right away, look around
When you notice a family of six leaving
And there's still food on their plates
Calmly walk over, sit down
And start eating their left overs
When your waitress comes back
To your original table
Look the other way and keep eating
Keep uttering words like “this is yummy”!
Or, “holy crap, this stuff is amazing”
This is just some friendly advice
To other seniors to hopefully avoid
Running out of money during retirement
© Jack Ellison 2014
The potential to be awoke within thee
Then there began to be an He and a She
Faith became Floyd, the womb before was void
Love became known as the seed, the void as greed
The void would devour the seed within its greed
Thus potential became adamant as male, to quell
The adamant seed of male began to swell
With in the void of well.. Space… and grace was expelled
And grace shall ever be as Floyd expelled of void
Quite unique, of potential we eat, of Floyd from void
Life shall forever be... expelled of the paradoxes of thee
Unfortunately… at the heart of thee… lies the potential to be…
To be or not to be void…
Does this darkness have a name?
Does this hatred and cruelty have no mercy?
Why do we make fun of those who look ugly..... What is happening to us judging others by their clothes and looks.... Who are we to judge?????
You think you have everything but you’ve got nothing if you kept judging others by their looks…... Have a heart for once... What are we doing..??? Have you ever asked yourself this question....??!! What am I doing..??!! We lost our humanity We are not humans anymore If we kept doing the same stupid (bullying) every day...??!! Don't call yourself human if you kept talking badly about others... Weak people are living in their own shadows We consumed all our breath creating the darkness for the weak people... Does this darkness have a name?! Is it your name ???? Is it my name ???? Is it humanity’s name ???? Someone answer me ..!!?? Why are we harassing others ?????
Why don't we just avoid all this and live a happy life ?????
There is no need for blades of steel.
Now, missiles and bombs do the job.
To warmongers that has appeal.
Man might someday be one big blob.
Yes. Fighting commenced long ago.
It started with Able and Cain.
Cain killed with a rock, not a bow.
Continuous envy … insane!
There were wars before 1 B. C.
The Battle of Kadesh was one.
‘Though it ended with a treaty,
Bloodshed for power had begun.
There was Alexander the Great.
His thrusting spear won many wars.
And the deaths never did abate.
Killing is what Heaven abhors.
There were Greek wars and Cretan War.
Caesar’s Invasion of Britain,
Roman Wars and the Chinese War.
Enemies they would stab or Bludgeon.
Weapons of war were of metal.
Armor did not end the bloodshed.
Back then, like now, death was brutal.
Blood bathed killing in the world … spread.
Back in the Eighteenth Century,
Freedom and brotherhood converged.
Engraved, a sword blade said boldly.
Free people are brothers … life urged.
Gone, all those years, yet, man still kills.
Freedom has brought joy to many.
Brotherhood builds a bond and thrills.
Freedom gives its joy to any.
Teach trust; then, live and love in peace.
We must encourage and applaud.
Anger and hatred has to cease.
Each of us is a child of God.
And that makes all of us brothers.
There is no need for blades of steel.
We must all love one another.
Then, peace on Earth will become real.
1/16/2017
Inspired by the contest, the Contest:
The Swords Speak
for slipping on one
is never
very appealing
Don’t go near a vacuum,
Stay clear of empty space,
Don’t look at the dark side,
But watch the full moon’s face.
Don’t fall into a pit,
Or get stuck in a hole,
Avoid incompleteness,
Learn to worship the whole.
Don’t slip into a chasm,
Place your footsteps with care,
And always make sure that
You’re spatially aware.
Nothingness is harmful,
Keep barren thoughts at bay,
Harness your potential,
And you will win the day.
Let your thoughts be whole-some,
Thinking much less like Freud,
But most of all remember to -
Avoid a void ...
Mistake to always
avoid in life :
To hate a person
who hates you.
Don't forget that he
"she" knows that
You are better
than him" her."
Only a person
who hates you
Speaks lies about
you the most.
Yes
Yes
Yes.
Why not loving
those hating
you terrible?
why hating
those loving
you so much?
a person who loves you
Speaks the truth about
you mostly
Which can heal
your wounds
or hit your heart
daily.
A Person A Void
Ever Consuming Abyss
Exceptional? Nay.
I believe
This isn't the world's end
As the sun rises and sets,sets and rises
It reborns everyday
As the sea rises and falls,falls and rises
It remains every minute
As the leaf falls to give way to a new leaf
And the new leaf falls again to give way to another
It dies but it reproduces
Similarly there must be a stretch from here
It's believed to be either the hell or the heaven
So do good to avoid repentance and penalty
So live now with your belief
In your religion,your god and your heaven
And so the last but not the least
Live also with your loved ancestors
Reborn in your mind
Like the sun,the sea and the leaf
If it’s one thing Catholics know about its hope
God’s love for us
His infinite mercy gives us hope
Living in an imperfect world
However
Can overshadow hope with doubt
Fear
Depression
Anger
Jealousy
All manner of negative thinking
Without hope though,
we can drift far from Eternal God and the path to Heaven
Try these ideas to resist negative thinking and hold onto hope
Stay alert: Be watchful for the first signs of negative thoughts
So you can crush them before they can take root.
Shake it loose: Do something to disrupt the negative image or
Thought
Snap a rubber band on your wrist
picture a brick wall, say
“STOP” out loud
Replace it: Instead of dwelling on the negative thought
Replace it with a prayer, an image of yourself in a peaceful place
The face of Father Christ Jesus
Mother Mary
Your favorite saint
Move on: Resume normal activities as soon as possible.
Give thanks: Thank Eternal God that He always gives us another
chance to get things right
When you avoid responsibility
It clearly shows that you do not care
Just open your eyes
You need to be more aware
Opportunity will pass you by
There will be nothing for you to gain
You will lose everything
Things will sadly go down the drain
The arrogance of comfortability can become a disaster
Thinking you can be the master of all circumstances
Can bring on the stubbornness of growth
Some people keep changing partners
To avoid changing themselves
Some people come into your life as a blessing
Some come as a lesson
One cannot stay the same
Change is inevitable and
The change you will give
Can cause a ripple effective that
Can align with changes your partner makes
Don’t be stuck in stubbornness
It calls for deep brokenness and
This will only lead to foolishness
Some people keep changing partners
To avoid changing themselves
Sacrifice is an essential ingredient!
Thinking you can be the master of all circumstances will often show
That the arrogance of comfortability can become a disaster
Mark Frank
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