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How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving

The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips. If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't go straight to your hips. That's the perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving. But if you can't get your lips unstuck, one week later you'll no longer be living.

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Date: 11/27/2014 10:06:00 AM
great poem just don't get that super glue on your fingers or we may not get to enjoy more of your poems :o)
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Date: 11/27/2014 7:57:00 AM
Very humorous my dear friend Randy!'s a good one!Enjoyed your poem! Wish you a very Happy. Thanksgiving! :) Love and hugs! xxxx D.
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