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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Ways to avoid running out of money During your retirement years Do not drink anything but tap water Do not eat regular store bought food Eat leaves and grass and stuff Flavoured with the juice Of a squeezed acorn leaf Food as you know it today is strictly taboo However, occasionally you can have Somebody's left over fries But only once in a six month period And keep it to a quantity of two fries We also recommend you occasionally Go to a restaurant and sit down in a booth However, don't order right away, look around When you notice a family of six leaving And there's still food on their plates Calmly walk over, sit down And start eating their left overs When your waitress comes back To your original table Look the other way and keep eating Keep uttering words like “this is yummy”! Or, “holy crap, this stuff is amazing” This is just some friendly advice To other seniors to hopefully avoid Running out of money during retirement © Jack Ellison 2014
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