Best Annoying Poems

no one understands
what i go through everyday
everytime i have plans
they mess up in some way

making a video, hanging with my friends
playing on the computer or just having fun
all gets ruined
when he walks in

he ruins one of my things
so i yell at him
i make him come...

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My mirror continues to annoy me
Its contorting the face that I see
I cant be that old
But the truth be told
My birthday and the image agree


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Enjoying a placid lake, so quiet
Fox trotting, sniffing the ground-
   Then a loud, shrill scream of a
spoiled child.

Serene path, I walk as the guest of light breeze,
hand in hand strolling with my love
   Then clouds burst into a sprawling
northern freeze.

Dirty snow,...

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ANNOYING GAME

Annoying Game
Cheers
quite annoying
voices mutter
quiet chatter
huddled in confusion

Boring broadcasters
feigns excitement
children watching 
not so mellow drama

The curse preventing
Felix the cat's first act
more chatter accompanies 
horrible organ music.

Resounding cheers
Greeks speaks
plays called.
"he walks the bases "
on cleats.

Dinner is served
on T.V. trays
Uncle does not move
He sits on the throne...

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 Who?
Who, who?
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I 
was
about 
half way 
through down-
loading an update 
for iTunes, when I was 
interrupted by a pop-up 
window asking me if I wanted to 
download an even newer version of iTunes …...

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two guys walk into a force field gain a power and walk into a store...

Why dose she look like that?!

Who that Mexican?

she ain't Mexican she Arab...

what is she saying that annoying **** she is saying like Dood the whole time
how can she live?!?

so they take...

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Getting old is annoying.
My bones begin to creak.
Especially in the mornings.
Trying to get out of my seat.

My 20/20 left me
A long time ago.
My hearing is fine.
If you talk slow.

No matter how I diet
It makes no odds at all.
My waistline is spreading.
My mirror is appalled.

I walk...

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I wanna go to a poetry cafe....

In a pink beret and two giant earrings
Sporting a very serious intelligent expression which is obviously not my own
So ill borrow it from some super being like Steven Fry
Just for the night (he can sit at home looking daft,...

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Timeless meaninglessness chatter in ever increasing monotony. Numbers cause numbness in a bridging bus. Brief journeys epoch of encounters. Noise emitted from high circa stereophonic voices. Who paste the atmosphere with hyperness. Primarily caused by the plastic ingested. Cackle cackle cake and burgers. Hypertension from...

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Can one not speak in verse to the page?
 As if it were Darwin instead of David? 
 The words would flow better, 
 and not be hyperboled from California to the Atlantic.

 That act of styling would not work well. 
 Well, not in...

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The attention span of a hummingbird
She plays the part of the buffoon
With stale trite corny jokes
And mindless ramblings of a simpleton
She plays the lunatic
Filling my head with rubbish
Not a spark or inkling
That silence is meant to be 
Appreciated and treasured
She spews out her platitudes
One after...

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She's in love with the sound of her own voice
The pitch the tone the octave
Her one favorite topic is herself
She loves her audience captive and attentive
Their politeness is nothing short of adoration
Convinced there's no topic more worthy of the podium
She pictures herself filling the city...

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Vigilante wannabe
Intentions always good
Lost causes are his nemesis
Loyalty his strength
Abysmally annoying
Gauche socially to say the least
Egomaniac~ there’s one in every village



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on March 12, 2020...

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Why do the texts keep on coming?
Why does my phone have to chirp?
Don’t they know,
the election is over..
It ended when I cast my vote.
.
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Songs for this:
Bring Me to Silence by Fievel Is Glauque
The End Of The World by Skeeter Davis...

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