Best All The Way Poems

‘Twas the night before Christmas 
Mrs. Claus demanded a divorce.
Santa was being promiscuous
with older naughty girls, of course.

All those ho ho ho’s liked his package,
for he always enjoyed being on top.
He used his stamina to his advantage,
and his jingle bells just wouldn’t stop!

Mrs. Claus was...

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January is here as expected
that makes me wary of the new year
but Jesus reminds me of His promises

Oh, February already!
Dad shows the burden he carries
but Jesus pats him with His word.

Here comes March
Mum becomes trouble’s new catch
but Jesus creates a way for us to overcome

April...

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Can't wait for baseball to start up again
The Blue Jays are favoured to clean up AMEN
They're certainly due
Since nineteen ninety-two
Our tongues hang out while cheering for them


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Carrying romance all the way
falling in love time and again,
a romantic heart you may say
dancing always in love rain!

Falling in love time and again
one way love let them be,
dancing always in love rain
hold no umbrella above me!

One way love let them be
only the rain should...

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ISH-CA-DUTA mean's that I just don't know...

*******People Spell to Literally******

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i dnt hve aaa spl=cke
I din't kno wht tu du a
So iF u can read ths msg
Thn u neeed an spel-Ck-Tu-a

               ...

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I am praising God today
Glorifying Him in a mighty way
My faith in Him will not sway
Praising Him each day all the way

My faith in God is my solid anchor
I shall not be moved even by a clanking tanker
Wearing His armor day to day
Praising Him each...

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A COMET THIS WAY CAME

You were a meteor streaking through the sky of my life
A comet that came to save me
You left a tail and trail of fire behind 
And all the wonder which you gave me

I watched as you glowed brightly above
Passing stars, the...

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man up all the way up 

i've held other peoples burden
and not at once 
i showed signs of hurting
until there was you 
my window was open 
then some how i close curtains

alone alone 
thats what i'm deserving 
alone alone 
but some how it's love i'm...

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(A short lesson in Republican science!)

Seems once in a while even dumb folks are right
Even broken clock's right twice a day friend,
Bets off if clock's digital, LED's can't pretend
And with features so plentiful, truth can be blight!

Modernity tells you life's multiple choice,
But the answers can...

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Who doesn't dream of dashing knights, nobility and power?
Fortune, fame, and glory are the ornaments of the past. 
What family would not trade the humble cottage for the tower?
To shed the wretched sackcloth and sleep in silk at last ...

But hear me now, you spineless...

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Pray for the good,Pray to be understood,Pray out loud,Pray out strong Pray pray
pray Pray with all your might,Pray under the moonlight.
Pray and stop the evil spirit that hunts our bodies and minds,Pray for the destruction that needs construction....

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Dance beneath the magic moon and listen to the flute 
the stars will spangle brightly and then render you a mute 
Twirl around the...

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 An offering from my slush-pile in lieu
              of anything new 

Santa’s sleigh crash landed in the jungle
He got caught in the branches of a tree
He had a wound that could be...

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                         For Canada's Prime Minister,
            I want Justin Trudeau to...

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GMO(Get Me Off) All The Way Till I Die
By Valerie Odom
March 14, 2017

A processed way,
A processed life
No more factories
GMO all the way till I die

Bacon, ramen, flavored nuts
Get me off!
Get me off!
Get me off this bus!

A metaphor, a wish
Please don’t serve me that processed dish
Leaves...

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