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Santa Jingled All the Way

‘Twas the night before Christmas Mrs. Claus demanded a divorce. Santa was being promiscuous with older naughty girls, of course. All those ho ho ho’s liked his package, for he always enjoyed being on top. He used his stamina to his advantage, and his jingle bells just wouldn’t stop! Mrs. Claus was fed up with his lust for other women he was desiring. No more could Santa ever trust those tattle tale elves he was hiring! * It was time to leave on his sleigh, /\ Rudolph’s nose was red with glee- / o \ For Christmas was really on its way, / O \ though Mrs. Claus didn’t agree. / O o \ /o O o \ She wanted him to pay for his sins, / o O \ maybe get stuck in a chimney flue- / O o O \ Making fun of his belly she grins, /_o___o__O\ hoping he lands in Timbuktu! ||| ||| The night ended and Santa was tired, ||| it was rough being in Atlanta. That was the year that he retired… three ho's were enough for Santa! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date - 12.5.19 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Contest Sponsor - Joseph May 2nd Place

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Date: 1/3/2020 12:26:00 AM
Enjoyed reading. God bless you.
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Date: 12/14/2019 9:10:00 PM
Love the last line Lu Loo, Congrats on your win
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/21/2019 12:28:00 PM
thank you!! Merry Christmas :) -luloo
Date: 12/14/2019 1:40:00 PM
The second stanza was such a hoot Luloo. "and his jingle bells just wouldn’t stop!" I really got a kick out of this entry. Congratulations on your deserving win! Naughty but nice! This is going into my Faves! : ) xxoo Mele Kalikimaka!
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/14/2019 3:32:00 PM
thank you Connie :) Glad you liked it x:-)-luloo
Date: 12/14/2019 1:10:00 PM
Back with well deserved congrats, Lu Loo.
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/14/2019 3:32:00 PM
thank you sweet Line x:-)-luloo
Date: 12/6/2019 12:15:00 PM
So funny Lu Loo. Great poem. // Barry
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/8/2019 12:37:00 PM
thanks dear Barry x:-)-luloo
Date: 12/5/2019 11:08:00 PM
LOL..love this Lu. :) Ho ho......ho's
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/8/2019 12:37:00 PM
many thanks dear Charles x:-)-luloo
Date: 12/5/2019 8:59:00 AM
Oh wow hahaha you has me rolling in laughter with this one my friend! Oh wow still you have me giggling! Simply love this and A fave too!;)
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Brenda Chiri
Date: 12/10/2019 5:33:00 PM
Never funny looking girl and I did love it!;)
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/8/2019 12:36:00 PM
I was hoping it was liked because it's different from my usual poems. The thing is that I don't think I have the capability to be funny too often (maybe funny looking lol) but I tried something new. It took me awhile to come up with cleverness. I tried I guess! thank you BB, hugs x:-)-luloo
Date: 12/5/2019 8:54:00 AM
Well done Lu Loo this is good. Best of luck to you in the contest
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/8/2019 12:35:00 PM
thank you dear Gregory, you are always so kind...x:-)-luloo
Date: 12/5/2019 8:43:00 AM
A Santa tale from the other side of the track obviously. LOL
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/8/2019 12:35:00 PM
yes it is...thanks lovely lady x:-)-luloo
Date: 12/5/2019 8:37:00 AM
Santa is too Old...for two many Ho Ho Hos...What Mrs Santa worrying bout... Entertaining one...
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/8/2019 12:35:00 PM
lol thanks dear Arturo...x:-)-luloo

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