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Premium Member Adults Only a Sexy Write Just To Make Jan Laugh
I am dating a young woman and we are deeply in love. However, no matter what I do sexually, she never achieves ****** so we decided to ask a sex therapist for advice. The therapist listened to our story and suggested the following; 

"Hire a...

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Categories: adults, funny, humor, humorous, sexy,
Form: Narrative
Spicy Adults Only
It was a nightmare of a boat trip
I almost choked to death on an orange pip
They did not strain the juice well
And from a small pip, I gasped for air and started to swell
If it weren’t for a crewmember named William Patel
Well…
I stayed in bed...

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Categories: adults, funnyme, me, sensual,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member On Golden Sands - For Adults Only
On golden sands in naked lay
Adventurous hands in touching display
His Maidens skin like fine porcelain
Lips in touch, loves to gain

So caressed she becomes so moist
Groans of excite in wanting voice
Her perfect pink lips lure me to kiss
Sweet she is in hungry bliss

In spiral licks to...

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Categories: adults, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, places, sea,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Why Adults Should Own Guns, Part I
An armed deputy who is waiting outside
while a madman slays our joy and pride,
tell me again how it is good sense
to trust life and limb to the government?
Police are good people, without a doubt,
but they’re minutes away when seconds count,
and few enough know this hard...

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Categories: adults, courage, fear, how i
Form: Rhyme
Why Adults Should Own Guns, Part Ii
...And those who scream,”No gun! No knife!
Not even if to defend my life!”
Care they so little for being human
that they won’t even stand up to defend
the greatest gift bestowed by this universe?
It strikes me as incredibly perverse.
The whole of you, every thought and care,
uour hopes,...

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Categories: adults, courage, fear, how i
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Erotic Shower - Adults Only
When I took my shower this morning
I pretended that you were there
I imagined your hands holding the soap
As you lathered me everywhere
Hot water splashed upon me
Steam rose up in the air
You explored all of my body parts
With enticingly gentle care

My hands played your role
But you...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adults, imagination, me, water, me,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member All I Want For Christmas - Adults Only
All I want for Christmas
Is for her to fall back in lust with me
Give her the desire to unzip my pants
The way it used to be

Reignite her libido
Put passion back in her heart
Make her once more crazy
For my naughty part

All I want for Christmas
I know...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adults, holiday, husband, wife, for
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Cancer Limerick (Adults Only)
Just look at the symbol for Cancer
And about me you'll have your answer
I think its devine
To perform 69
As a great sexual enhancer...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adults, passion
Form: Limerick
Fiery Red Flaming Poem - Hot Passion and Romance - For Adults Only
Sizzling soft finger tips, 

Blaze gently across my body,

Feeling the hiss of her heat,

Steam rises as we entwine our limbs,

Burning lips trace my ear as she whispers of paradise,

Both longing for this heaven to last,

Love sears our hearts as desire leaps from eyes,

While two passions...

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Categories: adults, love, sensual, sexy, summer,
Form: Free verse
Go Girl Go Adults Only
I took an aging friend out shopping the other day
There was an Anne Summers shop, a new one by the way
“Oh come on there’s underwear," she said, "they may have my size."
My answer was “No dear, I think you’ll get a surprise.”

But as she slipped...

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Categories: adults, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Seven Generalities of Single Adults Without Dependents:
1. Mortality Recognition
2. Hedonism
3. Apathy
4. Restlessness
5. Historic Amnesia
6. Recklessness/Experimentation
7. Meta-Identity...

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Categories: adults, age, change, growth, identity,
Form: List
Premium Member Parents and Child Reunion As Adults
Fledging child grows to unlatch
    to turn back on parents, to find own way.
Child's hand uncupped, snapped away, rebellious.
But in time, parents and child reunite
    as adults with a different relationship,
    with mutual respect for independence.
Though...

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Categories: adults, children, parents, relationship,
Form: Free verse
Breast Feeding Adults
Breast feeding moms

Kids

Chick breats,

Feeding adults!...

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Categories: adults, age, caregiving, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Love - Touching - Feelings - Passion - For Adults Only Please
Reaching for you darling

Grasping dreams not there

Just wisps of contentment

Persperation on my brow

Copyright © 2014 Robert William Gruhn - All Rights Reserved

"A poem to me is the essence of any thought,
Being built from its foundation into tower scraping sky.
It can fly like no other bird...

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Categories: adults, passion, sensual, sexy, word
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Teens, Young Adults and Those Unwed Go Forth Conceived Only In the Marriage Bed-
First you breathe on her
Was it love or lust?
Was it fact or fiction?
You stared in the windows through my heart
Of age or not
We begot
A child co-created along the way
     Conceived only in the Marriage Bed
With our inner thoughts as well as...

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Categories: adults, adventure, analogy, beautiful, inspirational,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Book: Reflection on the Important Things