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A picture of me at the gym.

Who needs a face? 

Am I right ladies?

Adults Only a Sexy Write Just To Make Jan Laugh

I am dating a young woman and we are deeply in love. However, no matter what I do sexually, she never achieves ****** so we decided to ask a sex therapist for advice. The therapist listened to our story and suggested the following; 

"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasize, and should bring on a full-blown ******." 

We went home and followed the therapist's advice. We hired a handsome young man and he stripped off and enthusiastically waved a towel over us both as we made love. But it didn't help and still my lover was unsatisfied and frustrated. 

Perplexed, we went back to the therapist "Okay" he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." 

Once again, we followed the advice. The young man got into bed with my lover and I waved the towel. The young man really worked with great enthusiasm and my lover soon had an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, ******. 

Smiling, I dropped the towel, tapped the young man on the shoulder and said to him triumphantly...."NOW THAT'S how you wave a towel, son!!"

03~12~2014 dadickerector
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Van Der Merwe Avatar
August 29, 2016 at 1:30 AM
Extremely funny Maurice - I'm just glad that you didn't end the poem with your wife waving the towel, LOL Mark
Richards Avatar
June 9, 2015 at 4:16 PM
LOL MAD FUNNY DWL FUNNY PIECE I NEEDED THAT LAUGH TRUST ME
Roberts Avatar
December 11, 2014 at 7:22 PM
lol oh Maurice thats so funny.....what a jerk, hahaha that name is a definite for the therapist.....loved it,,,hehehehe,,that expression being towelled down now has another meaning.....,Seren
A. Sharma Avatar
December 4, 2014 at 3:33 AM
Maurice a real wit my friend! well u hv got many laughs to that !
Vaso Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 9:25 PM
By the way, The police and Interpol are now looking for you, apparently you just killed Eileen, murder by laughter!!!!
Vaso Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 9:23 PM
Oh Maurice, I spilled my drink laughing!!!! This is absolutely hilarious!!!!! If you dont bend over laughing after reading this, your either not human, or you ran off to the Towel store!!!!
Richards Avatar
June 9, 2015 at 4:17 PM
LOL LOL
Nance Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 7:20 PM
HAHAHA great story! LOL. :) you make me smile when I am having a bad day, I love it :)
Lamoureux Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 4:00 PM
Ha ha, this is a fine piece of humor Maurice! It appears to be just what the doctor ordered.
Dietrich Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 3:29 PM
hahaha, did you make this thing up all by yourself. CLEVER AS HECK. Love the way you sign off as dadickerector too. hahaha. One of the funniest things I have seen here in a long while!! SEVEN
Allison Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 3:43 PM
I think Maurice should change dadickerector to his pen name Andrea - would bring a smile to my lips every time I saw him posting his poems lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Allison Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 1:13 PM
Laugh my friend I needed toweling down after this one lol thank you thank you for caring so much my friend - its a 7 and faves lol:-) Hugs ... and yes today i am smiling!!!
Manassian Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 11:55 AM
H AHA HA HA HA HA HA...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! OH OH OH OH OH!!!!! HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing out LOUD!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH....it's so good, Maurice! HA HA HA HA! Some therapist! Some husband!!! Oh sorry! I'm just giggling!!!!!!!!!!
Manassian Avatar
December 3, 2014 at 11:57 AM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop! I'm laughing hysterically. My daughter walks in from her room and is standing at the door... HOLD ON! Got to read this to her. I need an ambulance!
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