Joe Flach Poet Burlesque

All I Want For Christmas - Adults Only

All I want for Christmas
Is for her to fall back in lust with me
Give her the desire to unzip my pants
The way it used to be

Reignite her libido
Put passion back in her heart
Make her once more crazy
For my naughty part

All I want for Christmas
I know it sounds insane
But give to me a wife once more
Who wants my candy cane

Remove all her excuses
Take the stress out of her life
Do everything you need to do for her
To restore my horny wife

She says she no longer feels sexy
Perhaps that is my fault
But the infatuation I have for her naked body
I know I never lost

So if you could do this for me Santa
I promise I will be good
If you could make my wife ask for me
To give her a little wood

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Roxanna Johnson December 28, 2011 at 12:49 PM interesting.

Wilma Neels December 26, 2011 at 12:33 AM Joe, now I am thinking do I qualify to read this?? hehe just kidding, I enjoyed your poem this morning ;) Hope Santa sorted you out hey!! Happy Holidays to you and your family!!!

David Williams December 24, 2011 at 11:45 AM Joe, nice write and very best of luck, happy hoildays..David

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2011 at 11:28 AM REally fun poem, Joe. Read my most recent sonnet for a few hints on how to get your wish come true (and throw in candles and a very romantic dinner with dancing!) Luv, andrea