Batty Poems - Poems about Batty

...Facilities that claim they recycle spew nothing but rubbish as does yours truly, whose ecological ethos goes out the window into the cold freezing iceland prompting the following balderdash. ......

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...Born beautiful, bacon breath, Beau, besides being boisterous, basketcase boggles, batty behavior, bounds beyond boundaries, brazen barking bravado, bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes, bowling ......

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...What wet dreams come from his coffin? Batty X-streams sent too often! But if Musk we bossed He’d be miffed and crossed Which means his stiff part would soften Chicks who've s......

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...Dracula would go on adventure and loved to drink in local culture, but he discovered, alas, that strange food gave him gas, not to mention one heck of an ulcer. During a weekend in Cincinnati ......

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...BAT SONG (This Song was written in 2009 for a dramatised Rap Music & Dance Group in Rural South Africa. They wanted an amusing song with a message incorporating an unusual rural image. It unfortu......

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...Dotty doggy duo, daily derring-do, descending leaves decorating yard, Beau-black as coal, brown-eyed batty Gus, barking brazenly, bounding, both bonkers? a boisterous, "You betcha!" Kings of......

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...Font Din Black so u real??? Warning! The following choppy, batty, dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy, jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy, sketchy material prone to find the r......

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...Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see that there will be times when we cannot agree. Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss So I think it’s proper that I should be boss.” Rum gave a s......

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...Slip all batty zing ump ash Flip ball catty bing bump bash Clip doll fatty ding dump dash Sip caul hatty bring chump crash I stare at the speaker, wishing I knew what to do or say Hip haul nat......

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...While we dwell to this dreidel, I seek to know before a sear, Even in the most ineluctable dandle, The fruit to which may indeed bear; In the imbue oblivion, I tell a riddle, Most morass yet mer......

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...I wonder if the sun realizes it is getting up early next week? Will the stars shout: “Hey!!! Turn off the light.”, the moon sulk in a corner? Will it drive the bats…. You know….”batty”? I hea......

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...D'ya know any people who are always right Are they annoying creatures or what Wonder who made them a walking thesaurus They sure make my blood run hot Love to poke holes in what they're......

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...No one goes down to crazy town they stay put or don't care, but floods seep tides rise snakes swim. Crazy town does not knock before it comes in. Murderous are the many who though few do m......

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...Each morning birds chatter and wake me from sleep In avian society talk is cheep ** A balding sheep who writes poems in the farmyard Has written a sonnet and signed it, ‘The Baaahd’ ** The poli......

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...We are in a doctor’s waiting room. A child’s cell phone is out; the sounds drive me batty. Botta Bing Botta Bing Ding Sing Shing Wing Ding How does this child’s parent stand it? I wish the chi......

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