Batty Poems - Poems about Batty

...Dotty doggy duo, daily derring-do, descending leaves decorating yard, Beau-black as coal, brown-eyed batty Gus, barking brazenly, bounding, both bonkers? a boisterous, "You betcha!" Kings of......Read the rest...

...Font Din Black so u real??? Warning! The following choppy, batty, dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy, jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy, sketchy material prone to find the r......Read the rest...

...Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see that there will be times when we cannot agree. Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss So I think it’s proper that I should be boss.” Rum gave a s......Read the rest...

...Slip all batty zing ump ash Flip ball catty bing bump bash Clip doll fatty ding dump dash Sip caul hatty bring chump crash I stare at the speaker, wishing I knew what to do or say Hip haul nat......Read the rest...

...While we dwell to this dreidel, I seek to know before a sear, Even in the most ineluctable dandle, The fruit to which may indeed bear; In the imbue oblivion, I tell a riddle, Most morass yet mer......Read the rest...

...I wonder if the sun realizes it is getting up early next week? Will the stars shout: “Hey!!! Turn off the light.”, the moon sulk in a corner? Will it drive the bats…. You know….”batty”? I hea......Read the rest...

...D'ya know any people who are always right Are they annoying creatures or what Wonder who made them a walking thesaurus They sure make my blood run hot Love to poke holes in what they're......Read the rest...

...No one goes down to crazy town they stay put or don't care, but floods seep tides rise snakes swim. Crazy town does not knock before it comes in. Murderous are the many who though few do m......Read the rest...

...Each morning birds chatter and wake me from sleep In avian society talk is cheep ** A balding sheep who writes poems in the farmyard Has written a sonnet and signed it, ‘The Baaahd’ ** The poli......Read the rest...

...We are in a doctor’s waiting room. A child’s cell phone is out; the sounds drive me batty. Botta Bing Botta Bing Ding Sing Shing Wing Ding How does this child’s parent stand it? I wish the chi......Read the rest...

...People who are always right don’t understand subjective Thinking we’re all in one boat sharing one perspective That’s because they’re selfish folk who see themselves perfected the batty f......Read the rest...

...D'ya know any people who are always right Are they annoying creatures or what? Wonder who made them this walking thesaurus They sure make my blood run hot Love to poke holes in what the......Read the rest...

...You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap Though female you are not a chap A well-practiced liar Whose pants are on fire Your vitriol I’d love to zap Just little things make you so r......Read the rest...

...When he goes right when you say left… His grip, headstrong - he swivels the steering wheel. When you drive him crazy with questions, Wondering if the old man’s batty. If you ask him what was he t......Read the rest...

...S'more sprawling poppycock Chock·a·block discombobulated poem for your reading pleasure dashed off ad hoc my final literary endeavor before hour hand affixed to intricately carved cuckoo cloc......Read the rest...