Short Batty Poems

its  baboonish phase
"sweeter" than its derrière
batty bitchy boot...

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Beating heart’s bell rung
Stench of vermillion bat dung
Pink sandpaper tongue 

By Robb A. Kopp...

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There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'...

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chatty
happy
ratty
batty
IT, if chatty, happy, my life friend.
IT, ratty, batty, it's friendships end!

8th December 2017
IT - Poetry Contest Sponsored by John lawless...

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Fatty Who Became Batty

What we could call Trump is fatty;
His character appears to be catty;
Always meant,
To be hell bent;
Is door nob who did become batty.

Jim Horn...

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I always reckoned my butcher was batty,
With cryptic comments when he got chatty,
I was shaking my head,
when, with his wife he said,
I would like all of you to... meet Patty....

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I is a bat
deep in night sky

deep
blue

in which i like to fly

i hang in the sky

the world passes bye

and when i sleep

i wake

in the morning

somtimes a little ratty

and often a little batty...

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People who are always right 
don’t understand subjective 
Thinking we’re all in one boat 
sharing one perspective 
That’s because they’re selfish folk 
who see themselves perfected 
the batty fools are helpless jokes 
possibly infected...

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What can one say?
You made my day!
Oh, and by the way....
Cinquain....
Did I miss the
train to Cinncinati?
Wouldn't be surprised,
Cause I'm "Batty"!!!

PS- I just finished the
"Ballerina Poem"
I had stopped early on,
to deal with this gnawing
physical pain.

You R The Best!!!
Luv, tom...

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Craggy rats and batty facts,

stupid slaps of morbid hats,

sordid snacks coming out with lacerations of the ax-
horrible hacks doin' these attacks.


I'm loopin' it like rope to attach,

only catch ever is a brat,

lettin' um' off as I scooter around and knack-
I've got so many I'm like 'just laugh'....

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Dotty doggy duo, daily derring-do,
descending leaves decorating yard,
Beau-black as coal,
brown-eyed batty Gus,
barking brazenly, bounding,
both bonkers?
a boisterous, "You betcha!"

Kings of calamity-
canines of chaos,
squirrels scurry for sweet sanity,
scolding silver September
acorn gatherers,
sedulously seeking sedatives!...

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What wet dreams come from his coffin?
Batty X-streams sent too often!
But if Musk we bossed
He’d be miffed and crossed
Which means his stiff part would soften

Chicks who've seen the beast's orange flow
Know Trump the con-fused-sex-parts bro
Has a thread sewn stitch
Which makes his tool glitch
So to Igor’s lab he should go
...

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How furious are the curious?
Or is it the other way around?
If you’re catty, are you necessarily batty?
I ponder these things with my regular doomsday frown.

How much drink will take me to the everlasting brink?
I know it may seem odd perhaps, but I just have to ask. 
You see these questions come up in my mind oh so pink.
When barkeep puts too much ale in my holiday flask....

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Each morning birds chatter and wake me from sleep
In avian society talk is cheep
**
A balding sheep who writes poems in the farmyard
Has written a sonnet and signed it, ‘The Baaahd’
**
The police came along and I’m locked up with felons
But I only admired the grocer girl’s melons
**
My Gran says respect the elderly or we all suffer
The thing is, she’s batty, the geriatric, old duffer...

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People are loopy
People ain't right
Inside of their heads
Out of their minds

People are nutty
Loco coco bean
Imaginary buddies
Putty for brains

People are batty
Fruit loops that fly
Come in different colors
Confetti minds

People are special 
They say with a wink 
Jumped the train trestle 
Over the brink 

Pick one or the other
No answer is wrong
It's all the above
When people are off...

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There was a wee one they called Patty 
Who made his home in Cincinnati
From Dublin to Ohio
He left and decided to go
His friends thought he was quite batty

His mum thought it was a pity
But he brought his green to the new city 
He brought over clover
And spread it all over
Everyone thought it was pretty

Green Humor Rhymes Old or New For Prizes Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire
3/16/19...

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Turn that radio off.  I don’t want to hear anymore.
All they play is music from that Liverpool Fab Four.
Those four English guys are polluting the airwaves.
Somehow, their music is what my girlfriend craves.
These bums look strange with that disgusting long hair.
They drive the girls batty, but I don’t seem to care.
Anyway, let’s get going.  It’s starting to get late.
If the Phillies win both games today, won't that be great?
...

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Born beautiful, bacon breath,
Beau, besides being boisterous,
basketcase boggles,
batty behavior,
bounds beyond boundaries,
brazen barking bravado,
bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes,
bowling bewildered brother canine bedfellows,
befriending beagles,
basking beside bashful basset hounds,
belabors begging beef at table,
bedazzled by butterflies,
bobblehead bouncy Beau,
basically befuddled,
becalmed by bedtime biscuit,
beloved baffling beastie!...

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I wonder if the sun realizes
it is getting up early next week?
Will the stars shout:
“Hey!!!  Turn off the light.”,
the moon sulk in a corner?
Will it drive the bats….
You know….”batty”?
I heard a rumor
The “Shadow and Shade Unions”
are laying off.
The sparrows think it’s hilarious
as they can’t tell time,
The roosters may need a snooze button.
I just want to know:
“where are they putting all this daylight they’re saving?”

John G. Lawless
©10/27/2022...

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 Wise man offered rare crystal stone
 carnelian egg in bright orange hue,
known to rejuvenate one’s home
its power was said to clear the view,
and guard chi from negative moods.
When hubby roared and slammed the door;
I held the egg to cast out feuds,
his grumbling  turned into a purr.

Chanting on it like myth’s refrain,
most valued gem, polished to glow;
till sweet mate grew  batty again,
prized egg, he dug under deep snow.


©


*chi--- energy force...

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