Dracula the Traveler

Dracula would go on adventure and loved to drink in local culture, but he discovered, alas, that strange food gave him gas, not to mention one heck of an ulcer. During a weekend in Cincinnati he met some women who were quite chatty; but their lewd and crude talking was really quite shocking and it simply drove him quite...batty. In Bucharest, he became fascinated by a vampire he later dated. She was a Contessa whose name was Vein-essa and she liked her coffee de-coffin-ated! They would travel to museums and shows and especially enjoy art nouveau; but they most liked to spend leisure time with a friend: the vampire artist Vincent Vein Gogh.