Appliance Poems - Poems about Appliance

The Lord is my technician, I shall not err He makes me work effectively well in my workplace He brings me back my good condition He screwed my loose parts firmly in His side. He repairs the spare parts of my body and soul for my wellness, holiness and proficiency sake. Even though I work overtime as needed; I still have time...

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I own a Korean appliance store Protestors smashed my front door broke all the windows, trashed the floor then stripped the shelves, but there's more to this story than meets the eye I've always been the friendly neighborhood guy hiring drop-outs, ex-cons, some drunk or high extending bad credit to help folks buy... The damage...

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Looking at appliances (My fridge is on the fritz) I noticed there are trends to which Each company commits. For kitchen items mostly come In silver stainless steel, A modern look that to my taste Does not have much appeal. I like refrigerators That are plain and simply white, Though finding one to fit has been A disappointing plight. At last a few have surfaced Which is cause...

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Oh My Gosh! What’s the matter with you? You could be squatting outside over a fire! So you have to clean me once in awhile…big deal! I slave for you with never a thank you. Turn a knob and I heat your fancy pans.. I simmer, I boil, I bake for hours… And what do I get in return…whining about...

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A Tribute To A Major Appliance 2 There you stand passively by the kitchen door.. Apple green in colour, I so love your refreshing color… Upright and imposing, over all others things… Comparing sizes, you’re like one colossal being… Here in my kitchen, you are the king… For there is no dishwasher that rings….. There isn’t a freezer to rival your presence… The...

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A Tribute To A Major Appliance A flick is all I need…. To get you going in my hour of need… It matters not the time nor the need… For it is a habit born out of need… Till it is so ingrained even if there isn’t any need… A flick is all I need…. To get you purring in smooth speed… It...

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Dear Fridge, you’re getting up in years. Oh, my! How many now? You must be twenty-five! The dishwasher already I’ve seen die. How ever have YOU managed to survive? Sir Oven also is a hanger-on, But rarely do I spend my time with HIM! I use his stove sometimes to cook upon. Too bad you kitchen things can’t keep me slim! You never...

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I really love the dishwasher And so does Mum and Dad! We filled it after every meal, Until one day I heard a squeal! Water had poured all over the floor But hadn’t made it under the door! Until the appliance was in the pink Dishes were washed in the sink. That really was not much fun, It’s fair to say it was none! Dishwashers...

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Hey little fridgy-widgy, Where’s my fishy-wishy? Is it hiding in the back, Or lost in a crack? Let me at it, Gonna grab it, With a mini fridge attack. Eww, its swathed in icky mold, But the fish was not that old. I assert that you must Shake off all your rust. Don’t you ditch me, Fridgy-widgy; Say you’ll always keep food cold. You say you’ve lost...

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I'm an Ultra Quiet with a whir Frigidaire 24” Built-In White Dishwasher Energy saver With hot and cold stir Oh yes they do make a dishwasher I’m getting so old they just don't know They think I can do the job like a pro Baskets are crumbling Rust on everything I'm ready to blow and overflow Naive people believe what labels sell They use a...

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Sub-titled: What’s in YOUR Fridge? Please allow me to introduce myself: My name is Ms. Fridge A. Daire I stand tall among my lesser cohorts and MOST of them really look up to me However, I have two problems: First, I’m FED UP with my owner He's always opening my door reaching deep inside (Oooh yeah!) helping himself to my goodies without EVER cleaning me...

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Nigella Lawson Her food my source of inspiration Cooking up a storm of exotic tastes A master chef on the hot plates 09-13-2015...

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Stove is a device used for heating or cooking food. There are wood, coal, electric and gas stoves. Oven is a part of the stove used for baking cakes and other recipes. Stofa is an old english word used in the antiquity. The first stoves were used in Rome. Modern stoves has a glass top. Stoves come in many sizes and colors. An appliance that has...

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A Tribute To A Major Appliance Long live my awesome stove! A gift from His mother, and Intentions not as dark as hell. Cooking and burning, as you see, Will go hand in hand, Till my very last breath. Inseparable lovers! Aah! Start with a matchstick, And a finger would get burnt. Bless be the lighter, to alight In my threshold for my softest...

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