Short Appliance Poems
Short Appliance Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Appliance by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Appliance by length and keyword.
Single girl anxiety,
I tend to go a bit crazy;
Appliance could break,
busted roof I shake;
Wear hard heels it’s fun to be me.
Categories:
appliance, anxiety, emotions, woman, women,
Form:
Limerick
Nigella Lawson
Her food my source of inspiration
Cooking up a storm of exotic tastes
A master chef on the hot plates
09-13-2015
Categories:
appliance, food,
Form:
Clerihew
I have seemingly now been blown to bits
and I've clearly taken a lot of hits.
I'm still holding my own;
I won't fuss, I won't moan
but I am not an appliance that quits!
Categories:
appliance, endurance,
Form:
Limerick
Trump Can Never Use
Trump can never use,
Any household appliance;
Turn off a faucet.
Trump has people taking care
of everything for him.
Butter piece of toast;
Put bread into a toaster,
Or scrape off dark part.
Jim Horn
Categories:
appliance, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
I can count on my fingers
the number of college men --
who can hammer a nail true
and make a screwdriver screw
who can saw along a straight line
and finish a DIY project on time --
And if an appliance chance to break down
rather then them, I'd hire a clown
Categories:
appliance, men,
Form:
Rhyme
A mysterious corner of the home
where human critters never roam
perhaps behind a major appliance
wherever forms an 'I-won't-go-there-alliance'
Fall and Winter, sticky gunk sneaks in there
posing a challenge, daring a dare
Dark crevices emit strange odors and squeaks
~ I'll wait 'til Spring to take a peek
Categories:
appliance, courage, home, humor, seasons,
Form:
Couplet
Commercials
By: Tom
3’24’2020
What you see
Isn’t always what you get.
Appliance or Mattress, or Mobile Device
First, cheapen it up,
go heavy on the advertising.
Then, more importantly,
give it some fancy name.
After inflating the price,
have a 30-40-even 50 percent off sale,
Works every time!
Baa Baa Baa
Categories:
appliance, imagery, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
Stove is a device used for heating or
cooking food.
There are wood, coal, electric and
gas stoves.
Oven is a part of the stove used for
baking cakes and other recipes.
Stofa is an old english word used
in the antiquity.
The first stoves were used in Rome.
Modern stoves has a glass top.
Stoves come in many sizes and colors.
An appliance that has been very beneficial
to modern kitchens.
Categories:
appliance, education,
Form:
Free verse
I really love the dishwasher
And so does Mum and Dad!
We filled it after every meal,
Until one day I heard a squeal!
Water had poured all over the floor
But hadn’t made it under the door!
Until the appliance was in the pink
Dishes were washed in the sink.
That really was not much fun,
It’s fair to say it was none!
Dishwashers can break in a blink
But it’s so much better than using the sink!
Categories:
appliance, appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
Kettle or dishwasher
Battle for greatest
Tool used in the kitchen
How should we compare?
It is, of course, no doubt
Quite stiff competition
For each has its worth
And I’m not saying
Any different
But tea has something
Special. Hot and
Ready in an instant
Dishwasher, sure it’s
Hot enough but I’m
Not drinking of its liquid
If there were a prize
For best appliance
Kettle surely gets it
Categories:
appliance, food, home,
Form:
Free verse
Sex is a science
You can use an appliance
Don't be shy at all
Tickle her fancy
By telling your fantasy
Make it sound a ball
Don't try to diet
If it's freaky just try it
Taste it with your tongue
Make it fast or slow
Keep it simple for god knows
When beast lose control
The gift of pleasure
To which there is no measure
That majestic flow
Bought sold tried or trend
All good things must come to end
Again, just say when
Categories:
appliance, adventure,
Form:
Haiku