Best Appliance Poems
Below are the all-time best Appliance poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of appliance poems written by PoetrySoup members
A Tribute To a Major ApplianceSub-titled: What’s in YOUR Fridge?
Please allow me to introduce myself:
My name is Ms. Fridge A. Daire
I stand tall among my lesser cohorts
and MOST of them...
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Categories:
appliance, funny, humorous, relationship,
Form:
Personification
A Tribute To a Major ApplianceDear Fridge, you’re getting up in years. Oh, my!
How many now? You must be twenty-five!
The dishwasher already I’ve seen die.
How ever have YOU managed to...
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Categories:
appliance, humor,
Form:
Sonnet
A Tribute To a Major Appliance DishwasherI'm an Ultra Quiet with a whir
Frigidaire 24” Built-In White Dishwasher
Energy saver
With hot and cold stir
Oh yes they do make a dishwasher
I’m getting so...
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Categories:
appliance, fun,
Form:
Limerick
If My Stove Could Talk-Tribute To a Major ApplianceOh My Gosh! What’s the matter with you?
You could be squatting outside over a fire!
So you have to clean me once in awhile…big deal!
I...
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Categories:
appliance, humor, imagination,
Form:
Verse
Nigella Lawson - a Tribute To a Major Appliance - Poetry ContestNigella Lawson
Her food my source of inspiration
Cooking up a storm of exotic tastes
A master chef on the hot plates
09-13-2015...
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Categories:
appliance, food,
Form:
Clerihew
Mr Fauci Mr FauciMr Fauci Mr Fauci
You are making me to so grouchy
TV appearances persistent
I’d prefer you social distant
Every day you make a statement
Think I’ll call for noise...
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Categories:
appliance, paradise, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Stove - For ContestI’m smooth and sleek with cute curves
I always manage to attract your attention
You can’t wait to get your hands on me ...
Know all the right...
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Categories:
appliance, fun, imagination, sensual, word
Form:
Personification
Bell's BluesStaring, vapor locked, at my Hammond B-3 console organ, which dominates my
kitchen. Surely a symbol of my madness. I can't help, but...
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Categories:
appliance, adventure, death, family, friendship,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Know It AllI started to read at the age of three
and know all the winners on Jeopardy
have posters of Einstein all over my walls
the theory of relativity...
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Categories:
appliance, humor, smart,
Form:
Light Verse
Why Is It12/13/20
"Why Is It?"
Times of crisis
The cause of our own destruction, and being lifeless
Is more complex than science
Sometimes it involves an appliance
Sometimes it's considered sacrifices
Often from...
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Categories:
appliance, passion, poetry, rap, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Sexy HaikuSex is a science
You can use an appliance
Don't be shy at all
Tickle her fancy
By telling your fantasy
Make it sound a ball
Don't try to diet
If it's...
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Categories:
appliance, adventure,
Form:
Haiku
The RefrigeratorI used to be so clean and proud of myself,
In my youthful days,
Good looking and so cool,
Just seem neglected now,
It’s affected me so much,
That voices...
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Categories:
appliance, poetry,
Form:
Personification
All HairCelebrate versatility, of every ethnicity
Un-marginalise, break social exclusion, transcending illusions
A streaming subject that runs deep
Of chemical appliance, let go of the defiance
Un-tick the boxes, esteeming...
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Categories:
appliance, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
Beary Tales Episodes 25-33, Poet's NotesNote to Readers of Previous Versions:
There are so many new vignettes scattered throughout the poem that I hope you will reread the whole thing! There...
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Categories:
appliance, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Form:
Rhyme
My Avocado FridgeOur house was built in 'sixty-eight,
a long bi-level, brick, and white.
A retro queen I was those days,
...
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Categories:
appliance, beautiful, home, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme