Amusingly Poems - Poems about Amusingly

... Mama warthog decided it was time, To take her two piglets for a walk, She wanted to take them up a steep climb For it would make them strong, but first had a talk With her young ones, about m......Read the rest...

.... Dude's limp described by the sum in ink could be only by an inclusion of think "definitely dude's dexterity deserves downtime for all the day long hiz soldier stood sublime" "i'm done" hiz ......Read the rest...

...“I was frolicking up a staircase made of clouds only to end up muzzled in a circus ” I explain to Lola - my puzzled therapist “Your rational faculty seem to be calloused by your crippling cata......Read the rest...

...Funny, it is how witnessing the root form of greed Can cause an otherwise healthy vision to bleed Humorous is a poorly conceived disguise So much so that blood drips from my eyes Hilariou......Read the rest...

...It was weekly Judgement Day And the Duty God Wondered what to do With all the miserable sods. Send them to hell!!! They’ll wallow with delight Praising the lord Because they were right: Bec......Read the rest...

...English but Paris born Hillaire Belloc who amusingly did mock With nonsense verse oh so light ever humerous & never trite......Read the rest...

...there was a lady about 52 she looked so sad and oh so blue when i pass each day she would wave a wave of love back was what i gave i noticed that she would stare into space perhaps she found c......Read the rest...

...A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet Your life measured in memories that were sweet May you tap dance to the rhythm of the beat As you were always amusingly funny on your feet 1/1......Read the rest...

...Dadi Sitting on the doorstep, She looks at me with her loving eyes. So weary, I ponder, They seem to be holding so many mysteries. They abound with untold tales, I wonder. I vow to myself; the......Read the rest...

...A horse was banished to a farm, Where all were old and grim, And when he felt he meant no harm, A cow went up to him. “T ’was not supposed to be this way,” The horse said to the cow, “Of how ......Read the rest...

...Jolted my idle pen to jotting. sAved my words from rotting. so Intigued toward you cutie. i am Mesmerized by your beauty. i've bEgun an attention to detail writing duty, my pen Ballpointing ta......Read the rest...

...These times do frighten us, so what to do? It's up you to be upbeat and to negatives, do eschew. I have brought out my small, white Christmas tree and lit it. I just stared and marveled at the t......Read the rest...

... Precisely none says, what made Humpty Dumpty famous; Since 1872 famed, when printed in the book named 'Alice Through the Looking Glass' by writer, Lewis Caroll showing it in illus......Read the rest...

...Cute as a button with elegant stances, Tip-toes so quietly then bravely prances. Gracefully manicured, an art of purr-fection, Is seen for a second then changes direction. So fiery and spunky a......Read the rest...

...What would be the most perfect day? What would bring me the most joy? The very first thing I’d have to say, is bringing back to life my sweet little boy. I’d give him back h......Read the rest...