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Universal Rhymes in Unitarian Time

...If Eastern co-redemption
integrates unitarian-longing bodhisattvas
perhaps
Western peace-salvation
engages universal-belonging co-messiahs.

When highly functioning just-us
CONSCIENtious organ...

Anxiety

...{"MY dance in the downpour was cut short, though, even for a second I felt my worries glide off from the tips of my fingers as the precipitation stuck against the flesh of my skin. My heart palpitate...

Could My Love Be Silent

...More recently, l’ve romanticized the idea of falling in love through silence.
Maybe it's because my mother pushes love on me through her tongue. 
Maybe it's because I prefer the inner monologue of ...

My Social Science Seminar

...I asked my Sacred Arts and Science professor
why seminars work and play better in feminist circles
than claustrophobic minion lines
of lectured from teacher's desk
above

S/he sings
in rings
...

SCHOOLING PIGLETS

...

Mama warthog decided it was time,
To take her two piglets for a walk,
She wanted to take them up a steep climb
For it would make them strong, but first had a talk
With her young ones, about m...

Banguhthon'd

....

Dude's limp described by the sum in ink 
could be only by an inclusion of think
"definitely dude's dexterity deserves downtime
for all the day long hiz soldier stood sublime"
"i'm done" hiz ...

Crimson Clarity

...Funny, it is how witnessing the root form of greed
Can cause an otherwise healthy vision to bleed
Humorous is a poorly conceived disguise
So much so that blood drips from my eyes
Hilariou...

Judgement Day

...It was weekly Judgement Day
And the Duty God
Wondered what to do 
With all the miserable sods.
Send them to hell!!!
They’ll wallow with delight
Praising the lord 
Because they were right:
Bec...

Cherihew Belloc

...English but Paris born Hillaire Belloc
who amusingly did mock
With nonsense verse oh so light
ever humerous & never trite...

Dedication Poem 52

...there was a lady about 52
she looked so sad and oh so blue
when i pass each day she would wave
a wave of love back was what i gave

i noticed that she would stare into space
perhaps she found c...

A Golden Girl

...A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet
Your life measured in memories that were sweet
May you tap dance to the rhythm of the beat
As you were always amusingly funny on your feet

1/1...

Dadi

...Dadi
Sitting on the doorstep,
She looks at me with her loving eyes.
So weary, I ponder,
They seem to be holding so many mysteries.
They abound with untold tales,
I wonder.
I vow to myself; the...

A Horse's Tale of Could Fable

...A horse was banished to a farm,
Where all were old and grim,
And when he felt he meant no harm,
A cow went up to him.

“T ’was not supposed to be this way,”
The horse said to the cow,
“Of how ...

Jolting Beauty

...Jolted my idle pen to jotting.
sAved my words from rotting.
so Intigued toward you cutie.  
i am Mesmerized by your beauty.
i've bEgun an attention to detail writing duty,
my pen Ballpointing ta...

Light Up Your Soul With Joy

...These times do frighten us, so what to do?
It's up you to be upbeat and to negatives, do eschew.

I have brought out my small, white Christmas tree and lit it.
I just stared and marveled at the t...

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