Short Amusingly Poems
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English but Paris born Hillaire Belloc
who amusingly did mock
With nonsense verse oh so light
ever humerous & never trite
Window; and a portal.
Strikingly magical.
The year's changeful skied and aired
Of one day's revolving.
Disorientated yet?
Amusingly I bet!
All those patters, colours askew.
Once so viewed a hand in .
All that for its world sensual
Tempted and tickled us
Was dangled a water into;
For naked leg's "ooh, ooh"!
Sounds and sights, furthest woman's
Enticed, excited by!
Friends' hands alone, amusingly
Spun round of, dizzily.
"Do you have any children?' I am asked often.
"I live with a bunch of animals," I always tell them.
They all laugh thinking I've amusingly insulted my children.
They have no idea that I'm literally sharing the truth with all of them.
A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet
Your life measured in memories that were sweet
May you tap dance to the rhythm of the beat
As you were always amusingly funny on your feet
1/10/2022
Betty White Jan. 17, 1922-Dec. 31, 2021
A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Michelle Faulkner
The HORDE of WIZENED old men like to LOITER
Around the supermarket parking lot to amusingly watch
The young mothers SHACKLED to their MORDACIOUS babies
While the mothers did not find it very TRIFLE
However it did ELICIT the attention of the store manager
Who arrived carrying a box with one ink CARTRIDGE
3/23/17
How amusingly it is,
Sailing over the deep blue sea,
Perceptions not limited,
William Words Worth pointed out,
"To be alive is to think and act creatively!"
That"s the greatest of abilities,
Gifted of hands to do the extra ordinary,
Shady voices of ideas,
Streaming down our ears,
Chosen of a few...
Not everyone hears,
Picture the moment and capture the words of the gifted of hands.
Funny, it is how witnessing the root form of greed
Can cause an otherwise healthy vision to bleed
Humorous is a poorly conceived disguise
So much so that blood drips from my eyes
Hilarious is the blinding light
Hemorrhaging to the sight
Amusingly though, it's not so cryptic
As phlebotomy consumes the optic
If any of this has you seeing red
Maybe control your anger instead
It was weekly Judgement Day
And the Duty God
Wondered what to do
With all the miserable sods.
Send them to hell!!!
They’ll wallow with delight
Praising the lord
Because they were right:
Because they created
So much hell on earth
Maybe I’ll send them
Back for rebirth
Maybe they’ll learn
It wasn’t just a rumour
That we gave mankind
A sense of humour.@
Now let’s decides
Today’s winner
Of The Award for the most
Amusingly Original sinner
.
Dude's limp described by the sum in ink
could be only by an inclusion of think
"definitely dude's dexterity deserves downtime
for all the day long hiz soldier stood sublime"
"i'm done" hiz exclaimed smeared in hern stink
* "limerick poems have a humorous or
amusingly coarse or irreverent subject"...
i quoted PS vide supra, "irreverent" being
this case and for the;anywhoz, this write iz
not humorous to the bard 'fore yours