Aarp Poems - Poems about Aarp

.......BLACK HELICOPTERS NEVER FLEW. (except in crazy theories) Everybody knows, that there is no such thing as a conspira......Read the rest...

...Half a dozen plus years ago the following became a near reality Countdown to homelessness – mars this earthlinked sole Harris - son panhandler would would register pyrrhic victory won. 10…......Read the rest...

...It's not a prerequisite, of course, but if a piece of writing is any good, chances are it's probably offensive to someone. (Paraphrasing John Irving-A Widow for One Year) So, writer beware... Wo......Read the rest...

...Another sweet note from the A.A.R.P. Seems those folks want to insure me I’m worth only the most limited liability But eligible for their lowest monthly fee They say there is a lifeti......Read the rest...

...This morning Joe got up to get ready for bed, Wife poured his coffee and toast over his head He put on his pajamas with a favorite red tie, And set out for work as a local international spy. He c......Read the rest...

... Once an alien with eyes like LASER Greeted me with a green TASER He told me he was registered as a WASP And after retirement would join the AARP He was driven by the FOMO And said his mot......Read the rest...

...the joy of retirement sponge bob and sweat pants......Read the rest...

...Congratulations! You've now lived a full half-century. I'll bet you're asking, "What's in store? What changes will I see?" As one well past her fiftieth, I know a thing or two. Sit back, rela......Read the rest...

...To my lovely wife (who has a great sense of humor) Turning 50 You may think is nifty But truth be told It means you’re quite old You may have more wisdom And a walk in tub You rate a new A......Read the rest...

...Yikes, aside from mental health re: psychotherapy, which haint the worse cyst phase of being objectionably being called "old man", this poem doth tack toward the no bod......Read the rest...

...Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque of old folks, only a portion of population I met which achey, flaky, kooky m......Read the rest...

...ON TURNING FIFTY As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP. Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question: “What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle laughs.......Read the rest...

...Happy Birthday, Son! on your 50th year. Celebrate while you can and be of good cheer. Son, don't be alarmed as the years seem to fly by. just five more to go and you'll be fifty-five! "N......Read the rest...

...Those damn old people with their applesauce, and need for retirement I giggle at the sizes adult diapers come in, They haven't worked hard enough for me yet, We need more cotton picked more tobacc......Read the rest...

...I'VE COME OF AGE July 22nd 1947 to July 22nd 2012 I have come of age today sixty-five years old, I am of the age for Social Security, or in some places, Old-age pension, I am of the age to r......Read the rest...