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Aarp Poems - Poems about Aarp

Aarp Poems - Examples of all types of poems about aarp to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for aarp.
Flowers Never Laughed Before Beanstalks Never Grew
.......BLACK HELICOPTERS NEVER FLEW. (except in crazy theories) Everybody knows, that there is no such thing as a conspira......Read More
Categories: aarp, art,
Form: Prose

Half a Dozen Plus Years Ago the Following Became a Near Reality
...Half a dozen plus years ago the following became a near reality Countdown to homelessness – mars this earthlinked sole Harris - son panhandler would would register pyrrhic victory won. 10…......Read More
Categories: aarp, age, america, anger, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Caveat Scriptor
...It's not a prerequisite, of course, but if a piece of writing is any good, chances are it's probably offensive to someone. (Paraphrasing John Irving-A Widow for One Year) So, writer beware... Wo......Read More
Categories: aarp, humor, writing,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Longevity
...Another sweet note from the A.A.R.P. Seems those folks want to insure me I’m worth only the most limited liability But eligible for their lowest monthly fee They say there is a lifeti......Read More
Categories: aarp, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Morning Joe
...This morning Joe got up to get ready for bed, Wife poured his coffee and toast over his head He put on his pajamas with a favorite red tie, And set out for work as a local international spy. He c......Read More
Categories: aarp, nonsense, poetry,
Form: Rhyme

Alien Aims
... Once an alien with eyes like LASER Greeted me with a green TASER He told me he was registered as a WASP And after retirement would join the AARP He was driven by the FOMO And said his mot......Read More
Categories: aarp, dream, fun, word play,
Form: Couplet
Senryu Aarp
...the joy of retirement sponge bob and sweat pants......Read More
Categories: aarp, retirement,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Happy Fiftieth
...Congratulations! You've now lived a full half-century. I'll bet you're asking, "What's in store? What changes will I see?" As one well past her fiftieth, I know a thing or two. Sit back, rela......Read More
Categories: aarp, age,
Form: Verse
Turning 50
...To my lovely wife (who has a great sense of humor) Turning 50 You may think is nifty But truth be told It means you’re quite old You may have more wisdom And a walk in tub You rate a new A......Read More
Categories: aarp, age, birthday, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
No Reason To Complain
...Yikes, aside from mental health re: psychotherapy, which haint the worse cyst phase of being objectionably being called "old man", this poem doth tack toward the no bod......Read More
Categories: aarp, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
The Hen House
...Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque of old folks, only a portion of population I met which achey, flaky, kooky m......Read More
Categories: aarp, care, class, environment, farewell,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Premium Member On Turning Fifty Contest
...ON TURNING FIFTY As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP. Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question: “What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle laughs.......Read More
Categories: aarp, age, humor,
Form: Free verse
Happy 50th Birthday, Son
...Happy Birthday, Son! on your 50th year. Celebrate while you can and be of good cheer. Son, don't be alarmed as the years seem to fly by. just five more to go and you'll be fifty-five! "N......Read More
Categories: aarp, age, birthday, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
Over the Age of Fifty This One Is For You
...Those damn old people with their applesauce, and need for retirement I giggle at the sizes adult diapers come in, They haven't worked hard enough for me yet, We need more cotton picked more tobacc......Read More
Categories: aarp, funny, political, giggle,
Form: Burlesque
I Have Come of Age
...I'VE COME OF AGE July 22nd 1947 to July 22nd 2012 I have come of age today sixty-five years old, I am of the age for Social Security, or in some places, Old-age pension, I am of the age to r......Read More
Categories: aarp, introspection, life, thank you,
Form: Free verse

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