Aarp Poems - Poems about Aarp

...Unitarian Church returnee After a hiatus of countless years plus an additional almost three months since a major makeover, (I experienced the magic wrought courtesy a bonafide big hearted ......

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...Several threats poured in my mind was dizzy I knew killers were trying to end my life since the failed attempts several shootings car bombing my mind focused on my wearing wires pregnant b......

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.......BLACK HELICOPTERS NEVER FLEW. (except in crazy theories) Everybody knows, that there is no such thing as a conspira......

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...Half a dozen plus years ago the following became a near reality Countdown to homelessness – mars this earthlinked sole Harris - son panhandler would would register pyrrhic victory won. 10…......

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...It's not a prerequisite, of course, but if a piece of writing is any good, chances are it's probably offensive to someone. (Paraphrasing John Irving-A Widow for One Year) So, writer beware... Wo......

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...Another sweet note from the A.A.R.P. Seems those folks want to insure me I’m worth only the most limited liability But eligible for their lowest monthly fee They say there is a lifeti......

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...This morning Joe got up to get ready for bed, Wife poured his coffee and toast over his head He put on his pajamas with a favorite red tie, And set out for work as a local international spy. He c......

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... Once an alien with eyes like LASER Greeted me with a green TASER He told me he was registered as a WASP And after retirement would join the AARP He was driven by the FOMO And said his mot......

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...the joy of retirement sponge bob and sweat pants......

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...Congratulations! You've now lived a full half-century. I'll bet you're asking, "What's in store? What changes will I see?" As one well past her fiftieth, I know a thing or two. Sit back, rela......

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...To my lovely wife (who has a great sense of humor) Turning 50 You may think is nifty But truth be told It means you’re quite old You may have more wisdom And a walk in tub You rate a new A......

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...Yikes, aside from mental health re: psychotherapy, which haint the worse cyst phase of being objectionably being called "old man", this poem doth tack toward the no bod......

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...Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque of old folks, only a portion of population I met which achey, flaky, kooky m......

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...ON TURNING FIFTY As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP. Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question: “What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle laughs.......

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...Happy Birthday, Son! on your 50th year. Celebrate while you can and be of good cheer. Son, don't be alarmed as the years seem to fly by. just five more to go and you'll be fifty-five! "N......

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