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Aarp Poems - Poems about Aarp

Aarp Poems - Examples of all types of poems about aarp to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for aarp.

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Premium Member Alien Aims
...like LASER Greeted me with a green TASER He told me he was registered as a WASP And after retirement would join the AARP He was driven by the FOMO And said his motto was YOLO His aim was to become POTUS Or at the least the fair FLOT......Read More
Categories: aarp, dream, fun, word play,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Senryu AARP
... the joy of retirement ......Read More
Categories: aarp, retirement,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Happy Fiftieth
...ghten you. First, you'll become quite popular. Six times a month you'll see a letter from a stalker with the name AARP. Your inbox messages will urge you, "Buy Depends on Sale.” “Our Vitamins for Fifty-Plus are must-haves.” “Pl......Read More
Categories: aarp, age,
Form: Verse
Turning 50
...k is nifty But truth be told It means you’re quite old You may have more wisdom And a walk in tub You rate a new AARP card Now here comes the rub In order to keep A proper perspective Let’s count the ways You’ll become more d......Read More
Categories: aarp, age, birthday, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
No Reason To Complain
...) pretensions alluding to verse, the slow-mo ravages of aging, evincing and inching into solid AARP universe suddenly (moon if fish int lee) impinges on endurance even crimping poetic raptures......Read More
Categories: aarp, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Caveat Scriptor
...he subject of discussions Of the FBI, the CIA, The DAR, the DMV, The IRS, the IRA, USPS, the EPA, The PTA, SPCA, AARP or AAA, Twitter, NAACP, The NFL, the MLB, The LGBT community, The NRA, the PGA, NASA or the BBB, Ellen, Oprah......Read More
Categories: aarp, humor, words, writing,
Form: Rhyme
The Hen House
...ncerning this, that, or another tenant... (management not exempt from badmouth outbursts), where nondenominational AARP qualified members congregate within what constituted former auditorium of repurposed elementary school, he......Read More
Categories: aarp, care, class, environment, farewell,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Premium Member ON TURNING FIFTY CONTEST
...ON TURNING FIFTY As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP. Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question: “What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle ......Read More
Categories: aarp, age, humor,
Form: Free verse
Happy 50th Birthday, Son
...ive! "Now, I'm one of those seniors," you'll mournfully say, as coupons and discounts fill your mailbox today. AARP will be sending you mail. And sellers to seniors will be hot on your trail. Soon, there'll be less partying a......Read More
Categories: aarp, age, birthday, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
Over The Age of Fifty This One is for You
...They haven't worked hard enough for me yet, We need more cotton picked more tobacco chopped And more polyester pants AARP sounds like a senior citizens sorority to me Oh! how I chide in laughter, Nothing like a hip replacement with no ......Read More
Categories: aarp, funny, political, giggle,
Form: Burlesque
I HAVE COME OF AGE
...ced Metro fare card, or as in other places Free bus pass, Free rides on the ferry, even reduced air fare. I have my AARP card and a list of all the places that offer discounts and Freebees. I can demand those special seats on the ......Read More
Categories: aarp, introspection, life, thank you,
Form: Free verse
CLERIHEWS fini
...nky breath from wood teeth. PONCE de LEON I hate to tell you son, you searched Florida for the fountain of youth. AARP there first, how’d you miss the booth. MARILYN MONROE There’s a girl I wanted to know. It could’ve worked out ......Read More
Categories: aarp, funny, life, people,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member AARP
...AARP Take me off your mailing list immediately. How many times do you have to be told? I don't like being constantly ......Read More
Categories: aarp, funny
Form: Rhyme