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Aarp Poems

Aarp Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of aarp poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for aarp.

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Premium Member Senryu AARP

                             the joy 
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Categories: aarp, retirement,
Form: Senryu

Premium Member Happy Fiftieth
Congratulations! You've now lived
a full half-century.
I'll bet you're asking, "What's in store?
What changes will I see?"

As one well past her fiftieth,
I know a thing or two.
Sit back, relax, and listen up
as I enlighten you.

First, you'll become quite popular.
Six times a...Read More
Categories: aarp, age,
Form: Verse
Turning 50
To my lovely wife (who has a great sense of humor)

Turning 50
You may think is nifty
But truth be told
It means you’re quite old

You may have more wisdom
And a walk in tub
You rate a new AARP card
Now here comes the rub

In...Read More
Categories: aarp, age, birthday, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
No Reason To Complain
Yikes, aside from mental
     health re: psychotherapy,
     which haint the worse
cyst phase of being
     objectionably being called "old man",
     this poem doth tack
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Categories: aarp, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, caregiving,
Form: Free verse
Caveat Scriptor
Words are a writer's stock in trade,
To ply it well requires a versatile,
Not volatile, vocabulary.
With words a writer's claim to fame is made,
But words can have broad repercussions.
So when he writes, 
He should select them well,
Not just to sell,
But so...Read More
Categories: aarp, humor, words, writing,
Form: Rhyme

The Hen House
Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant 
dwells amongst an elder net 
of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque 
of old folks, only a portion of population I met
which achey, flaky, kooky motley crue 
disgruntlement fed as peevish pet
aye be earnest asper assessment,...Read More
Categories: aarp, care, class, environment, farewell, grave, nostalgia, retirement,
Form: Elegiac Lyric

As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP.

Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question:

“What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle laughs.


Fifty is the turning point -
No sense denying, we’ll all...Read More
Categories: aarp, age, humor,
Form: Free verse
Happy 50th Birthday, Son
Happy Birthday, Son!
on your 50th year.
Celebrate while you can
and be of good cheer. 

Son, don't be alarmed
as the years seem to fly by.
just five more to go
and you'll be fifty-five!

"Now, I'm one of those seniors,"
you'll mournfully say,
as coupons and discounts
fill...Read More
Categories: aarp, age, birthday, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
Over The Age of Fifty This One is for You
Those damn old people with their applesauce, and need for retirement
I giggle at the sizes adult diapers come in,
They haven't worked hard enough for me yet,
We need more cotton picked more tobacco chopped
And more polyester pants
AARP sounds like a senior...Read More
Categories: aarp, funny, political, giggle,
Form: Burlesque


July 22nd 1947 to July 22nd 2012

I have come of age today

sixty-five years old,

I am of the age for Social Security,

or in some places, Old-age pension,

I am of the age to receive 

Reduced Metro fare card,

or...Read More
Categories: aarp, introspection, life, thank you, age, age,
Form: Free verse

Thought cops wouldn’t determine,
he put himself in that popcorn box.
Maybe he should have used his socks.

A world famous recluse.
Millions for planes, women and cars,
treasured most his urine in jars.

A czarina whose needs couldn’t wait.
Rumored to...Read More
Categories: aarp, funny, life, people,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member AARP
Take me off your mailing list immediately.
How many times do you have to be told?
I don't like being constantly reminded that I'm officially old.

AARP - American Association of Retired Persons...Read More
Categories: aarp, funny
Form: Rhyme