Happy Fiftieth

Congratulations! You've now lived
a full half-century.
I'll bet you're asking, "What's in store?
What changes will I see?"

As one well past her fiftieth,
I know a thing or two.
Sit back, relax, and listen up
as I enlighten you.

First, you'll become quite popular.
Six times a month you'll see
a letter from a stalker with
the name AARP.

Your inbox messages will urge
you, "Buy Depends on Sale.”
“Our Vitamins for Fifty-Plus
are must-haves.”  “Please don't fail

to buy more insurance today--
life, cancer, burial."
"At Shady Lane retirees have
a life content and full."

You'll find some younger people think
that fifty's ELDERLY!
Ignore those whippersnappers. Just
how clueless can they be?


June 22, 2019, entered in Emile Pinet's Contest on Aging


February 19, 2020, entered in Cecelia Hopkins-Drewer's Occasional 
Poetry contest

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Date: 7/2/2019 6:58:00 AM
Age is weird, because I have an 87 year old mother who acts younger than I do, and I act young! It is funny to look in the mirror and see 67 when most days I am really 12 inside. Thank you for reminding me of the ads, phone calls, and other annoying things that have begun. This is true!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/2/2019 9:29:00 AM
Wow! I'm 67 too. My grandson jokingly calls me "Oldylocks"! Like you, I sometimes feel younger than my body wants to act! Thanks so much for your comment, Caren! Janice
Date: 6/24/2019 7:22:00 PM
G'day Janice … loved this poem Janice. Age is just a figment of the mind. It's how we think that keeps us young at heart - Lindsay
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 6/24/2019 9:16:00 PM
Thanks, Lindsay. Janice
Date: 6/23/2019 3:48:00 PM
WELL done! Second verse a classic! Aloha! Rico
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 6/24/2019 9:17:00 PM
Thanks, Rico. Janice
Date: 6/22/2019 8:28:00 PM
an utterly delightful way to look at that part of it, janice. I hope this does well in the contest for you
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 6/22/2019 8:56:00 PM
Thanks so much, Andrea. Janice
Date: 6/22/2019 3:26:00 PM
A superb write, Janice..I experienced all of those things as I'm sure others have..enjoyed the read..had a good laugh.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 6/22/2019 4:15:00 PM
Thanks so much, Vijay! Janice
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