Wiggle Poems

The Digits of Pi

The digits of pi are a squiggle
That never will cease but to wiggle.
It won't stay in place,
No pattern will trace,
It has a continuous giggle.

Put A Wiggle In Your Bum

My limericks are silly and all bout fun
My attempt at putting those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum

wiggle those toes

Wiggle those toes, baby girl, wiggle those toes.
It is fun to finally get off those scratchy pantyhose.
She laughs with delight, as the spigot drips like a nose.
Tiny drops of water landing with splashes on her happy toes.

Did They Always Wiggle Like This

The squirming boy was almost too much
Barber Bill was getting aggravated
Did they always wiggle like this? He wondered
Actually, they did.

The thing is…
Barber Bill’s hands are not steady any more
He probably should not be cutting hair of small boys
But he will continue,

Believing himself much steadier
And younger than he is
Feeling twenty, instead of his sixty-four.

Wiggle Butt Fly

come here quickly said my sister
her voice was two swishes above a whisper
see that fly up there on the east bedroom wall?
he showed me his butt, and it was not small.

I laughed at this craziness, for I did not know
the plotting butt-wiggling fly would soon dart below
He also wiggled his posterior at me, in my face!
It was bubbliciously big, a complete insect disgrace.

How dare you do that, you are harassing me! I said.
I got a flyswatter, determined to make that fly soon dead.
He laughed at my efforts and wiggled his butt again.
It was bigger this time, I swear, not at all thin.

We called in our mother who brought in some spray
But that butt-wiggling fly zipped out the window and got away.
Can you believe how brazen he was? My sister asked me.
I was watching the fly who was buzzing away in the form of a Z.

Wiggle Wiggle

Giggle, giggle- I thought of somethin' 
I want to tickle...her belly button 
I'll use my fingers, I'll use my nose 
I want to see her...wiggle her toes 
Wiggle, wiggle- tickle, tickle 
Just want to see my...girlfriend wiggle

Wee Winnie Wiggler

It was much too cold underground
so Winnie wriggled her way to the top
where she found it much too hot!
She turned and wiggled back down.

“There’s no place like home!”, she said.
“I like the feel of my cool skin!”
then she winked at me with a grin,
“I think I’ll read a book instead.”

Wiggle Room

Life,
but thread and thimble
—struggling with the hem

(Dreamsleep: May, 2022)

I Wiggle and Jiggle With Truth

Jiggling as easy as green Jell-O,
Wiggling in front of a hardy fellow,
I am wearing my fancy pants all yellow.
Dancing my way toward calm and mellow.

Transported to another better place
I shoot myself as a rocket into outer space
If you are coming, please pick up the pace
If not, you, I might have to replace.

Mother nature teleports me into a tree.
I sit looking down on your friend and thee.
You say there is nothing happening, but wait. Wheel!
You seem to like her much better than me!

I am glad to see a new perspective today.
I am now going to disappear, going away.
It should not make you sad or feel gray.
This gives you an opportunity to play.

Jiggling and wiggling my way to the truth
Was better for you and your new friend Ruth.
It was better for me; I guess I’ll have some Vermouth
This opens my eyes; I feel I am a say-sooth.

Let’s both be true, and call it like it is.
What we had is over, gone up in fizz.
Now you are happy, and so am I.
No one is to blame and this is good-bye.

Wiggle Wiggle

I was walking through my garden 
Spraying water on my plants 
I took a few drops from my water can 
And I had given it to some ants

They took their sips...
And they wet their lips 
That were dried out from the sun
 
Then they all did flips...
And they wiggled their hips 
And they ran away one-by-one

Wink Wink Wiggle Wiggle

seasoning the earth


all the gods are cannibals


a self serving spin

A Wiggle In Your Bum

My limericks are silly and all in fun
My attempt to put those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum

Squirm and Wiggle

Keep telling myself, think silly
It's sure not a struggle for this poet-y
Born to giggle
To squirm and wiggle
Coz humour impresses the fillies

Put a Wiggle In You Bum

My limericks are silly and all in fun
My attempt to put those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum

Scribble-Scrabble, Wiggle-Waggle

Forward backward
          upside down
        Downside up
          all around

        Yowser bowser
          holy moly
        Yipes-stripes
          guacamole

        Inside out
          outside in
        Pluto, Goofy
          Rin tin tin

        Al-a-ca-poodle
          noodle-doodle
        Apple strudel
          kit and caboodle

        Scribble scrabble
          wiggle waggle
        Diddle daddle
          piddle paddle

        Rodger dodger
          over-and-out
        Happy New Year
          Give it a shout

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