Best Wiggle Poems
I know of a girl called Daisy
Whose wiggle sure isn't lazy
From left to right it swings
Making my heart sing
The images make me go crazy
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Categories:
wiggle, funny
Form:
Limerick
The day was bright and sunny, the sky was clear and blue,
and although it may sound funny, I found him in my shoe,
He was an itty bitty worm, so I named him Willy Wiggle,
He sure can squirm, and you should hear him giggle,
So I took little Willy, 'cause I couldn't leave him all alone,
and you may think I was silly, but I took him with me home,
Then he became my pal, and my bestest buddy,
and you should see him smile, when he goes and gets muddy,
So we went fishin' one day, and I use little Willy for bait,
and I'll just have to say.....It's one thing I really did hate,
I laid him on my hook....and I cast out my line,
and you should've seen his look....as he gave me a peace sign,
Then little Willy went down and he sunk all the way to the bottom,
all of a sudden little Willy jerked my line, that's when I knew he'd got'em,
So I started reeling Willy up!....and I was really reeling fast!
and I was really hoping......little Willy lungs would last,
Then up came Willy Wiggle.....the fish was right behind,
and Willy started to giggle...and he gave me another peace sign!
Willy told me that ol' fish came a swimmin' at him....
and that he thought there for a second....his chances were pretty slim...
He also told me ...and he didn't tell a lie...
he said he swung a left.....and punched the fish in its eye...
And I saw the fishes eye and it was surely black....
but I still don't know why....Willy didn't give it any slack!...
Then little Willy Wiggle threw the fish over his back..
and you should've heard him giggle as he gave the fish a smack..POW!!!
So we took the fish home and prepared it for dinner....
and I also have to say.....Willy sure is a good fish skinner...
Then we fried our fish......in a Big Hot Plate.........
and I could tell then....little Willy couldn't wait.....
We put the fried fish on our table...on a Great Big Dish!...
and it was the first time I'd ever.....seen a worm eat some fish.......
And little Willy Wiggle is still my bestest buddy........
and you should hear us giggle....when him and I get muddy.
Categories:
wiggle, childhood, childrenme, peace, fish,
Form:
Rhyme
Mrs Biddle had a cat called Tiddle,
Tiddle had a wiggle in a basket, by the side of Mrs Biddle,
Mrs Biddle wasn't pleased,
she had to get down on her knees,
to clean the wiggle that the cat called Tiddle
had made by the side of Mrs Biddle.
Mr Biddle came walking in,
phew, whats that smell shrieked Mr Biddle,
as someone in the house had a wiggle.
the cat called Tiddle had a wiggle, right in a basket by my side
there, there, the cat feels better, now he's had a wiggle
sighed Mr Biddle.
Mrs Biddle glared at Mr Biddle and frowned at the cat called Tiddle
for doing a wiggle in a basket at the side of Mrs Biddle
that was the story of Mrs Biddle and the cat called Tiddle.
Categories:
wiggle, animal, cat, forgiveness, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Keep telling myself, think silly
It's sure not a struggle for this poet-y
Born to giggle
To squirm and wiggle
Coz humer impresses the fillies
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
wiggle, silly,
Form:
Limerick
My limericks are silly and all in fun
My attempt to put those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum
© Jack Ellison 2016
Categories:
wiggle, fun,
Form:
Limerick
You Can Feel Dead Son
Wish my cell phone to God could talk
Along each day when I walk and walk
Answer to each question He does give
His love forever in me will always live.
My son is now with God after he died
On earth I continually cried and cried
Know that in heaven he is there waiting
When together again will be celebrating.
Heaven is a precious and perfect place
People are cheerful with a smiling face
God will have much room for us there
Endless supply and much more to spare.
On earth be sure to help everyone out
Knowing God's love does remove all doubt
Only good goals for ourselves we have set
And in God's eyes we are His favorite pet.
Remember doll your dead son left behind
One in the closet that is so easy to find
Every time when you hold it real close
Feel your son when you wiggle doll's toes.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Categories:
wiggle, allegory, analogy, sad,
Form:
Couplet
My limericks are silly and all in fun
My attempt to put those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum
Categories:
wiggle, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
It was much too cold underground
so Winnie wriggled her way to the top
where she found it much too hot!
She turned and wiggled back down.
“There’s no place like home!”, she said.
“I like the feel of my cool skin!”
then she winked at me with a grin,
“I think I’ll read a book instead.”
Categories:
wiggle, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Forward backward
upside down
Downside up
all around
Yowser bowser
holy moly
Yipes-stripes
guacamole
Inside out
outside in
Pluto, Goofy
Rin tin tin
Al-a-ca-poodle
noodle-doodle
Apple strudel
kit and caboodle
Scribble scrabble
wiggle waggle
Diddle daddle
piddle paddle
Rodger dodger
over-and-out
Happy New Year
Give it a shout
Categories:
wiggle, new year, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
I was walking through my garden
Spraying water on my plants
I took a few drops from my water can
And I had given it to some ants
They took their sips...
And they wet their lips
That were dried out from the sun
Then they all did flips...
And they wiggled their hips
And they ran away one-by-one
Categories:
wiggle, insect,
Form:
Rhyme
Jiggling as easy as green Jell-O,
Wiggling in front of a hardy fellow,
I am wearing my fancy pants all yellow.
Dancing my way toward calm and mellow.
Transported to another better place
I shoot myself as a rocket into outer space
If you are coming, please pick up the pace
If not, you, I might have to replace.
Mother nature teleports me into a tree.
I sit looking down on your friend and thee.
You say there is nothing happening, but wait. Wheel!
You seem to like her much better than me!
I am glad to see a new perspective today.
I am now going to disappear, going away.
It should not make you sad or feel gray.
This gives you an opportunity to play.
Jiggling and wiggling my way to the truth
Was better for you and your new friend Ruth.
It was better for me; I guess I’ll have some Vermouth
This opens my eyes; I feel I am a say-sooth.
Let’s both be true, and call it like it is.
What we had is over, gone up in fizz.
Now you are happy, and so am I.
No one is to blame and this is good-bye.
Categories:
wiggle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Keep telling myself, think silly
It's sure not a struggle for this poet-y
Born to giggle
To squirm and wiggle
Coz humour impresses the fillies
Categories:
wiggle, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
sardines in a can ---
passengers on an airplane
no room to wiggle
Categories:
wiggle, angst, people,
Form:
Senryu
Giggle, giggle- I thought of somethin'
I want to tickle...her belly button
I'll use my fingers, I'll use my nose
I want to see her...wiggle her toes
Wiggle, wiggle- tickle, tickle
Just want to see my...girlfriend wiggle
Categories:
wiggle, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Wearing pink panties, I get such a thrill
Ones with butterflies and yellow daffodils
Shimmy and shake
My own earthquake
Creating a furor with my wiggle mill
Categories:
wiggle, silly,
Form:
Limerick