Best Wiggle Poems

I know of a girl called Daisy
Whose wiggle sure isn't lazy
From left to right it swings
Making my heart sing
The images make me go crazy









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The day was bright and sunny, the sky was clear and blue,
and although it may sound funny, I found him in my shoe,

He was an itty bitty worm, so I named him Willy Wiggle,
He sure can squirm, and you should hear him giggle,

So I took...

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My limericks are silly and all in fun
My attempt to put those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Keep telling myself, think silly
It's sure not a struggle for this poet-y
Born to giggle
To squirm and wiggle
Coz humer impresses the fillies

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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You Can Feel Dead Son

Wish my cell phone to God could talk
Along each day when I walk and walk
Answer to each question He does give
His love forever in me will always live.

My son is now with God after he died
On earth I continually cried and...

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My limericks are silly and all in fun
My attempt to put those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum...

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I was walking through my garden 
Spraying water on my plants 
I took a few drops from my water can 
And I had given it to some ants

They took their sips...
And they wet their lips 
That were dried out from the sun
 
Then they all...

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Forward backward
          upside down
        Downside up
          all around

        Yowser bowser
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Jiggling as easy as green Jell-O,
Wiggling in front of a hardy fellow,
I am wearing my fancy pants all yellow.
Dancing my way toward calm and mellow.

Transported to another better place
I shoot myself as a rocket into outer space
If you are coming, please pick up the pace
If...

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sardines in a can ---
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Wearing pink panties, I get such a thrill
Ones with butterflies and yellow daffodils
Shimmy and shake
My own earthquake
Creating a furor with my wiggle mill...

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Giggle, giggle- I thought of somethin' 
I want to tickle...her belly button 
I'll use my fingers, I'll use my nose 
I want to see her...wiggle her toes 
Wiggle, wiggle- tickle, tickle 
Just want to see my...girlfriend wiggle...

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Keep telling myself, think silly
It's sure not a struggle for this poet-y
Born to giggle
To squirm and wiggle
Coz humour impresses the fillies...

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Mrs Biddle had a cat called Tiddle,
Tiddle had a wiggle in a basket, by the side of Mrs Biddle,
Mrs Biddle wasn't pleased,
she had to get down on her knees,
to clean the wiggle that the cat called Tiddle
had made by the side of Mrs Biddle.

Mr Biddle...

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It was much too cold underground
so Winnie wriggled her way to the top
where she found it much too hot!
She turned and wiggled back down.

“There’s no place like home!”, she said.
“I like the feel of my cool skin!”
then she winked at me with a grin,
“I think...

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